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Postby dawson99 » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:06 pm

Not been around lately, been working at my mates music studio, where this afternoon I bumped into Beyonce. She said to me "Excuse me hun, but have you seen my cellphone, its pink with a 'bubblicious' cover on it"
I said "No, sorry, have you tried calling it?"
She said "No, I put it on silent".
I said "If you liked it you should have put a ring on it".

True story
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Postby neil » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:14 pm

that reminds me, what exactly does "oops up side ya head" actually mean?
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:19 pm

neil wrote:that reminds me, what exactly does "oops up side ya head" actually mean?

Funny you should ask, it's actually a bj thing. If there is no swallowing, but nowhere to place the... and she asks where it is... if you aim properly you can say, as I did to Beyonce later in the day.. oops, upside your head...

It was actually more cheek
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Postby metalhead » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:26 pm

sup?
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Postby Greavesie » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:45 pm

dawson99 wrote:Not been around lately, been working at my mates music studio, where this afternoon I bumped into Beyonce. She said to me "Excuse me hun, but have you seen my cellphone, its pink with a 'bubblicious' cover on it"
I said "No, sorry, have you tried calling it?"
She said "No, I put it on silent".
I said "If you liked it you should have put a ring on it".

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did you fuck her?
All round the fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and could he play!)
Stevie Heighway on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
'Bout the glory, round the Fields of Anfield Road

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Postby neil » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:57 pm

he creamed her cheeks bud
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Postby SouthCoastShankly » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:32 pm

dawson99 wrote:Not been around lately, been working at my mates music studio, where this afternoon I bumped into Beyonce. She said to me "Excuse me hun, but have you seen my cellphone, its pink with a 'bubblicious' cover on it"
I said "No, sorry, have you tried calling it?"
She said "No, I put it on silent".
I said "If you liked it you should have put a ring on it".

True story

Yeah saw that on reddit
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Postby neil » Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:09 am

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Postby aCe' » Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:30 am

:laugh:

Welcome back tard !
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Postby The Good Yank » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:32 am

dawson99 wrote:Not been around lately, been working at my mates music studio, where this afternoon I bumped into Beyonce. She said to me "Excuse me hun, but have you seen my cellphone, its pink with a 'bubblicious' cover on it"
I said "No, sorry, have you tried calling it?"
She said "No, I put it on silent".
I said "If you liked it you should have put a ring on it".

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pics of Beyonce's booty or it didn't happen.
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:34 pm

1: Reddit got it from me as well

2: Greavise, of course I did

3: yank.. proof?

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Postby The Good Yank » Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:02 pm

Sistah got mad booty!!
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:15 pm

The Good Yank wrote:Sistah got mad booty!!

she does indeed my good man, her booty is mad
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