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by **stmichael** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 2:25 pm

Here are the top news headlines of the year so far (these are real).

1.. Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

2.. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

3.. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

4.. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

5.. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

6.. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

7.. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

8.. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

9.. Miners Refuse to Work after Death

10.. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

11.. War Dims Hope for Peace

12.. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

13.. Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

14.. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

15.. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

16.. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

17.. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

18.. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

19.. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

20.. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

21.. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

and the winner is....

22. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

by **dawson99** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 2:31 pm

best one ever was when versace was killed and the headline read:

shoots you sir

hehe

by **Woollyback** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 2:32 pm

Tremendous

by **ckay** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 3:02 pm

dawson99 wrote:best one ever was when versace was killed and the headline read:

shoots you sir

hehe

Wasn't that the Daily sport headline??

by **stmichael** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 3:12 pm

ckay.

as red-blooded males, as if we would ever dream of lowering ourselves to reading the daily sport.

by **zarababe** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 5:27 pm

Nice one Saint.. no wonder u can't finish your reaserch .. bringing such important information to the attention of this here Forum..

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