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by **Ben Patrick** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:45 pm

We do that cheesy thing were we pull names out of a hat and have to get a present for someone on the team.
Every year its usually a bit of a laugh at least, but this year our team have said the presents cant be jokey and we have to be nice presents.

But what constitutes nice ?

I have a different taste and opinion to most.
Not happy to be honest.

Its a bit of a dilemma which way to go. I have pulled out this girl on our team.
I seen her eating a bag of wotsits the other day.
Reckon am going to get her £10 worth of bags of them.

Is that a nice pressie though ?

by **tommycockles** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:49 pm

..sounds like the best present in the world.

Far better than world peace!

by **aCe'** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:30 pm

tommycockles wrote:..sounds like the best present in the world.

Far better than world peace!

by **dawson99** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:53 pm

get a guy - gay porn

geta gal - lesbian porn

I got this guy a few years ago, got him gay porn of course. made sure to tell him to open it up in front of his family xmas morning. of course i had to go to a shop asking for gay porn, but it was worth it.

oh, and get tissues

by **europian-kings** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:55 pm

Bit cheesy in my opinion....

by **tubby** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:18 pm

We do secret santa at work too. IMO (and this is for me only) id prefer to be given a voucher for Waterstones or some book store. That way I can ensure the money goes towards something I will like. :cool:

by **Ben Patrick** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:46 pm

bavlondon wrote:We do secret santa at work too. IMO (and this is for me only) id prefer to be given a voucher for Waterstones or some book store. That way I can ensure the money goes towards something I will like.

If you worked with me and i pulled you out i would get you 8 tins of Skol super.

by **tubby** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:49 pm

Ben Patrick wrote:
bavlondon wrote:We do secret santa at work too. IMO (and this is for me only) id prefer to be given a voucher for Waterstones or some book store. That way I can ensure the money goes towards something I will like.

If you worked with me and i pulled you out i would get you 8 tins of Skol super.

That's ok, alcohol is the 2nd best thing to get.

by **Ben Patrick** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:52 pm

bavlondon wrote:
Ben Patrick wrote:
bavlondon wrote:We do secret santa at work too. IMO (and this is for me only) id prefer to be given a voucher for Waterstones or some book store. That way I can ensure the money goes towards something I will like.

If you worked with me and i pulled you out i would get you 8 tins of Skol super.

That's ok, alcohol is the 2nd best thing to get.

agreed.

If someone gets me 8 tins of Skol super i will be delighted.

by **laza** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:13 pm

The true meaning of Christmas giving human race social and retail dilemmas as early as November

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:59 am

Ben Patrick wrote:Its a bit of a dilemma which way to go. I have pulled out this girl on our team.
I seen her eating a bag of wotsits the other day.
Reckon am going to get her £10 worth of bags of them.

Is that a nice pressie though ?

mate, go buy a £10 Ann Summers voucher and tell her whatever she buys with it she must demonstrate to you privately. Ann Summers only sells underwear and dildo's so your onto a win win situation.

by **dawson99** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 12:08 pm

you can get your johnson shaped as a candle from some places, shed like that

wait, reverse that... you can get a candle shaped as your johnson

by **Bad Bob** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 12:20 pm

laza wrote:The true meaning of Christmas giving human race social and retail dilemmas as early as November

Don't be such a cynic, Laz. It's prompting Ben to ask the big questions and plumb the existential depths of the concept of "nice". :;):

by **RED BEERGOGGLES** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:35 pm

Ben Patrick wrote:If someone gets me 8 tins of Skol super i will be delighted.

Ouch Skol Super ....you piss head :laugh:

I cant even smell that gear without baulking
and fucking 8 cans :bowdown

by **Ben Patrick** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:30 pm

RED BEERGOGGLES wrote:
Ben Patrick wrote:If someone gets me 8 tins of Skol super i will be delighted.

Ouch Skol Super ....you piss head
I cant even smell that gear without baulking
and fucking 8 cans

Havent actually drank them for years but when we were about 16 we used to get 3 cans and be smashed, we would get another if we could handle it.
I remember me mate drinking 6

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