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by **bunglemark2** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:38 am

neil wrote:Please stop mate, please.

by **Kharhaz** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:29 pm

What do the chinese do when they have an erection?

Vote ! :wwww

by **bunglemark2** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:31 pm

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He find his way to a barstool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartend...er in a loud voice,
"Hey bartender, you wanna hear the best dumb blonde joke ever?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things . . .
"One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
"Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
"Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
"Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
"Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude!
"Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"

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