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by **dawson99** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:27 pm

dogs rock too

by **bunglemark2** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:30 pm

Say what you like about Muslim women, they make brilliant bee keepers.

(I feel a fatwah coming on !

)

by **bunglemark2** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:30 pm

Dear Sheila's Wheels,

Please note that women do not, as your advert suggests, "make the greatest drivers". For evidence of this in "real world terms" please see your nearest Formula 1 paddock, where you will note the only women allowed near the cars are in bikinis holding umbrellas, and that's only because they have previously agreed not to talk or touch anything.

Kind Regards,
J. Button

by **dawson99** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:35 pm

What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman? The back of my hand.

by **Kharhaz** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:20 pm

Women only have themselves to blame for all the lying men do.

They ask so many damned questions !

by **metalhead** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:34 pm

Cats can still Pawn Dogs

by **shanks72** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:54 am

Don't wake him!!

He's a kipper!! :wwww

by **Dundalk** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:41 am

by **metalhead** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:56 pm

Dundalk wrote:

You see.. never mess with a cat

by **Judge** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:40 pm

bunglemark2 wrote:I wrote to jimmy Savile when I was a kid:

Dear Jim
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please can you fix it for me to get my stammer fixed, and could u find me a job

by **metalhead** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:55 pm

Goal Celebration

:laugh:

by **bunglemark2** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:37 pm

My auntie marge has been in hospital for six months now....I can't believe shes not Better

by **Kharhaz** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:05 pm

Little Bo Peep
Had lost her sheep
And didn't know where to find them
A big search revealed, they were in the next field
With a dirty big Kiwi behind them.

by **bunglemark2** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:15 pm

I just had my house exorcised and I forgot to pay the fee to the priest.

Now they are going to repossess my house

by **kalos** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:27 pm

Mary had a little Lamb....

and the midwife was treated for shock.

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