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Postby Kharhaz » Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:24 pm

Genuine questions and answers that we have heard at one point or another ! ( :D )

I ask a question then whoever gets it right has to provide the next one (and so on).

Ok to start with:

Who produced the worlds stickiest bogey?
Bill Shankly: “I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I played against her, but I’d never cheat her.”
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Postby andy_g » Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:36 pm

toxteth o'grady - whoever the feck he is...
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Postby Kharhaz » Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:48 pm

andy_g wrote:toxteth o'grady - whoever the feck he is...

:laugh:  correct, your question.
Bill Shankly: “I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I played against her, but I’d never cheat her.”
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Postby andy_g » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:01 am

ok, my question...

what is the top speed of the world's fastest sofa?
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Postby laza » Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:11 am

African or European Andy ?
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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:41 am

87 miles ph...... totally dependant on the cushions being designed specifically with rounded edges so as to reduce wind drag of course
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Postby andy_g » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:06 am

laza wrote:African or European Andy ?

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Postby babu » Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:25 am

right 2 questions, but they are connected for obvious reasons:

1.Whats the greatest amount of beer drunk before going to the lavatory?

2.What's the  longest p.iss delivered at one go?

These were both done by the same guy.
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