Firstly the car is a bit older than I said in the thread opener, I didn't realise it is a 'T' reg Golf GTi and it's been ragged, stolen/recovered and generally is in a tatty state. Probably worth about £800 and my sister paid about £1300 for it.
This lad who we will refer to as 'kn@bhead' from now on has stooped to an all time low. Remember he'd been kicked out? remember he'd got the car? sis has a 3 month old baby to him and they were living in the house? Well he has told her he wants the sofa and the washing machine back cos he paid for them. So she said "I'll swap you for the car. You get your furnishings back and I get my car back". He agreed so we loaded my van up and we went to his mams house where the said transaction would take place.
When we got there he wasn't in and the car was not on the drive so I rang him, he'd had to nip out but he'd be 5 minutes. Turns out he'd gone to get his mate for backup
lucky I'd taken 2 lads with me (one of which we'll call 'handy lad' for this story) , ya know, to help with the furniture unloading 
The conversation went...
Kn@bhead : "thats not all my stuff"
Me : Well it's what you told sister you wanted back"
Kn@bhead : "well I had some stuff in the garage too, I want that back so fuk off with ya, no deal"
At this point he walked off into the house. Hmmm, I approached his mate...
Me : Whats the other stuff? Do you know what he's got in the garage?
His mate : yeah, his Jetski, a quad bike and some bike leathers/helmets etc
Me : Right ! back in the van we're off
Kn@bhead comes running over to the passenger side window where my pal (handy lad) is sat and asks where we're off?
Me : you can keep the fuking car pal, we've got a jetski and a quad - thanks
Kn@bhead : But the quad isn't mine its me mates?!
Me : tuff sh!to, it's me sisters now. Enjoy the car.
His face was a fuking picture! But ya see instead of just shutting up he started gobbing off and I had to get 'handy lad' out of there asap cos he was starting to glaze over, we'll save that for another day.
We're gonna price up the jetski and quad and lets hope we can cover the value of the car.
that's a good deal. if you want legal advise, you could ask Greavesie. he's the legal hawk around here 
