Head's wrecked - Chewy

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Postby Ben Patrick » Sat May 08, 2010 10:59 am

I am so fecked off with everything right now.
From the tw@ts owning the club, running it into the ground.
To the manager seemingly doing the same sort of job of managing the team.

This is the worst i have ever felt about things regarding LFC.

Am sitting alone in the dark (apart from the light off my laptop), making chewbacca distress noises.

You know like the ones he made when they were stuck in the garbage thing on the death star in the first film ?

Me mum just popped her head in my bedroom and looked bemused.
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Postby dawson99 » Sat May 08, 2010 11:07 am

Ben Patrick wrote:Me mum just popped her head in my bedroom and looked bemused.

Dude, put some clothes on, get some fresh air... it does all suck, and this forum don't help things... we need happiness

Have a break, drink some beers, bed some women
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Postby Ben Patrick » Sat May 08, 2010 11:11 am

dawson99 wrote:
Ben Patrick wrote:Me mum just popped her head in my bedroom and looked bemused.

Dude, put some clothes on, get some fresh air... it does all suck, and this forum don't help things... we need happiness

Have a break, drink some beers, bed some women

chewy doesnt wear clothes.
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Postby andy_g » Sat May 08, 2010 11:13 am

then sling a big fat leather belt thing diagonally over your shoulders and you're sorted
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Postby Ben Patrick » Sat May 08, 2010 11:15 am

andy_g wrote:then sling a big fat leather belt thing diagonally over your shoulders and you're sorted

Looks heavy that though mate.

Dya reckon chewy has ever nailed any female wookies ?
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Postby dawson99 » Sat May 08, 2010 11:17 am

Ben Patrick wrote:
andy_g wrote:then sling a big fat leather belt thing diagonally over your shoulders and you're sorted

Looks heavy that though mate.

Dya reckon chewy has ever nailed any female wookies ?

If he has i bet they don't shave
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Postby andy_g » Sat May 08, 2010 11:19 am

Ben Patrick wrote:Dya reckon chewy has ever nailed any female wookies ?

come on... who wouldn't?

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Postby dawson99 » Sat May 08, 2010 11:19 am

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Postby Ben Patrick » Sat May 08, 2010 11:21 am

Proper underrated wookies arent they.
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Postby dawson99 » Sat May 08, 2010 11:23 am

He's as tall as a tree
He's as big as a bear
He can walk on two legs
And he's covered in hair
He's like what a Yeti or Bigfoot might be
He looks like an ape
But he's always a Wookie to me

He's seen countless lands
With their beautiful scenery
He can operate space ships
And fix your machinery
But he only communicates primatively
Yeah, he talks like a dog
But he's always a Wookie to me

Oh, he takes care of himself
He can get what he wants
'Til his problems are solved
Oh, and he never gives out
And he never gives in
Unless food is involved

He can choke you to death
If you laugh at his name
He can rip out your arms
If he loses a game
If you cross him you'll bring out the worst he can be
Blame it all on yourself
'Cause he's always a Wookie to me

Oh, he takes care of himself
He can get what he wants
'Til his problems are solved
Oh, and he never gives out
And he never gives in
Unless food is involved

On the inside he's kind
Though at times he seems cruel
He can do as he pleases
He's nobody's fool
There are few as protective and loyal as he
And the most he will do
Is shoot blasters at you
But he's always a Wookie to me
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Postby andy_g » Sat May 08, 2010 11:27 am

the truth about chewie's sex life revealed
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Postby Ben Patrick » Sat May 08, 2010 11:33 am

dawson99 wrote:He's as tall as a tree
He's as big as a bear
He can walk on two legs
And he's covered in hair
He's like what a Yeti or Bigfoot might be
He looks like an ape
But he's always a Wookie to me

He's seen countless lands
With their beautiful scenery
He can operate space ships
And fix your machinery
But he only communicates primatively
Yeah, he talks like a dog
But he's always a Wookie to me

Oh, he takes care of himself
He can get what he wants
'Til his problems are solved
Oh, and he never gives out
And he never gives in
Unless food is involved

He can choke you to death
If you laugh at his name
He can rip out your arms
If he loses a game
If you cross him you'll bring out the worst he can be
Blame it all on yourself
'Cause he's always a Wookie to me

Oh, he takes care of himself
He can get what he wants
'Til his problems are solved
Oh, and he never gives out
And he never gives in
Unless food is involved

On the inside he's kind
Though at times he seems cruel
He can do as he pleases
He's nobody's fool
There are few as protective and loyal as he
And the most he will do
Is shoot blasters at you
But he's always a Wookie to me

Your awesomeness just got elevated to a greater level  :bowdown
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