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If this country has an ar$ehole then it'll be located at Hull. What a dump.
I went out with a girl that attended Hull Uni. She was ok but some of the munters out on a night out were scary. The women of Hull are defo harder than the men and they have far better tattoo's too - which they dont mind showing ya.
One such night me, my mate (cockney Chris) and my bird decended on a boozer just outside the main student area. It was a traditional Hull drinking pub. It had men in flat caps sat smoking roll ups, pint of dark bitter and their dog at their feet. As we entered the front door there was a choice to make. Left = Tap 'Oil, right = Lounge.
We turned left as my mate wanted a game of pool. We entered and realised we'd made the wrong choice when this scruffy looking oik shouted "can ya not read t'sign c*nt", pointing his pool cue at the wall [NO WOMEN ALLOWED IN THE TAP 'OIL] - fecking marvellous. We'd gone back in time to the 1940's.
We left the Tap 'Oil and went into the lounge. We went up to the bar and my cockney mate went to order some beer. The landlord called this oldish guy over, whispered summat to him and he escorted us safely outside. He told us that the word had started buzzing around the pub that we were out-of-towners and a couple of the lads in there were notorious for dragging out-of-towners around the back and knocking them around, robbing them of there possesions. We were grateful to that old guy.
Places in Hull worth visiting
M62 west and dont stop
Places in Hull not worth a visit
The Deep - fecking 9 pund 50 pence to walk around a great big murky fish tank? fek orf.
Advert for accomodation in Hull
Available now, don't miss this opportunity to live in abject misery in an undesirable turd bucket!
Rooms vary from £300 PCM for a shoe box to £335 for a medium size cupboard. Each room comes with mildew as standard, and the stale smell is at no extra charge. Do not accept other landlords who ask you to pay a stale smell surcharge (SSS).
The house has rising damp, electrics that would horrify an electrician with an ounce of sense and carpets that were new only last millennium.
Close to extortionate priced local amenities and a pub that smells like a stables, the house would suit an upwardly mobile set of professional tenants or a family of people from Bradford.
Neighbours are civil but blunt, due to hating the houses bosnia-chic appearance.
Garden comes with a square metre of grass, childrens' play table, and a wall that will one day soon crush a passing cat. At the end of the garden is a shed that stinks and will probably be housing an extra tenant if the landlady gets her way.
Landlord comes round once yearly to make the place look slightly less sh!ty for prospective tenants.
Lets knock 'em for 6! 0-6 to the reds.
good one Lee 
