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by **116-1065305004** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 1:48 am

SOLID-Your average every day turd, comfortable and reliable

RUNNY-The Turd no one wants inconsistent and leaves your ****** sore for hours

****** BUSTER-Solid but sore, leaves you feeling like you have just had a baby through your back passage

CURLY-Nothing major about this one just it lingers around the toilet bowl

SLOPPY-Never pleasant half way between Solid and Runny just difficult to decide

GHOST TURD-These are the solid ones that disappear down the pan and dont leave any poo stains on your toilet roll, the good thing is these are more economically viable as they take only one sh.it roll to wipe yourself down

HANGOVER TURD-Again like a ****** Buster but the only difference is you feel like you have had triplets let alone a baby when you have one of these but the relief is great

From Beavis

by **Dom1** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 1:53 am

GHOST TUUURD , ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne GHOST TUUUURD

by **116-1065305004** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 2:12 am

SMELL MY POO

by **mistyred** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 2:39 am

Eerrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh Beavis thats sick, ****** BUSTER All THE WAY...

by **Dom1** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 7:09 am

interesting misty, the ar*e buster is a completely safe package wen it comes to no skids, but it can be a hell of a job gettin that baby outta ure cave

by **mistyred** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 2:17 pm

Yeh ino it scrapes the sides of you A*rse,Good one it's out wouldn't like to give birth, had one this morning i thought id never be happy again. OUCH..

But didnt use alot of bog roll

.

by **Dom1** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 5:31 pm

thats the big positive of an ar*e buster

by **116-1065305004** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 6:16 pm

mistyred wrote:Yeh ino it scrapes the sides of you A*rse,Good one it's out wouldn't like to give birth, had one this morning i thought id never be happy again. OUCH..

But didnt use alot of bog roll .

Thats the beauty of a @rse buster, you save a bit of money on the old sh1t roll

From Beavis

by **taff** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 7:33 pm

Had a hangover turd with a huge burping session in one ecstacic moment yesterday

Rich people pay for that feeling thanks strongbow

by **82-1074641017** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 7:46 pm

taff wrote:Had a hangover turd with a huge burping session in one ecstacic moment yesterday

Rich people pay for that feeling thanks strongbow

Strongbow is a great drink but it makes your turds bigger for some reason, the other week I thought I was gonna be split in two when doing a number two recently

Roberts

by **taff** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 8:12 pm

Bow can be a cruel mistress

by **Dom1** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 9:18 pm

its a mistress

i always thought of it as a Robin Hood wannabe

with less tights !

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 10:47 am

gotto be the old hangover turd. I drink Guinness on a friday night and my turd the day after is thick, solid & black.

Stinks too, like a rancid drain. I love Guinness.

by **taff** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:29 am

Guiness is good for you

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 12:12 pm

just had a satisfying dump. It was a good consistency, slight soft but quite well held together, I know this cause my finger went through the cheap sh!t roll we have here at work.

lunchtime!

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