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neil wrote:

Lando_Griffin wrote:

Judge wrote:what a strange thread!...

















...And yet I am inexplicably drawn to it.

It's all clear to me now! Poo is the way forward! This spells the end of my life as I know it!
I will become a Crusader, seeking out fellow-minded bendy-brown-biscuit-boffins, and together we shall create new turds, wetter turds, stronger turds.
We shall genetically modify our turds, and open new doorways to a greater plane of existance.
Our turds will have minds of their own. They will exit our bodies when they have passed their GCSE's. They will subsidise themselves through college and university.
Our todds will have IQ's far in advance of our own. They will surpass all scientific thresholds and unlock the secrets of the Universe.


Yes! My turds, your turds. OUR TURDS.

They will show us the way!

Judge - you are one sick motherf*cker. 

Its quite clear, the way forward is of a jizzy nature. No pungent odours and a more pleasant production mode.

Lando you dirty fecker 

Ah but Neil - you know I'm right!!!!!