Ex-girlfriend - To do or not to do.

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Ex-girlfriend - To do or not to do.

Do I nail her until her nose bleeds
3
13%
Accept a skull-fook, and bury my head in her boobies
1
4%
Drill her once, then break off all contact
2
8%
Negotiate a regular snaffling time, preferably twice weekly
3
13%
Both finish with partners then sh*g like bunnies
1
4%
Go doggy-style, then slip it up her botty
5
21%
forget the whole thing
4
17%
Do her and video it for longer-lasting pleasure
5
21%
 
Total votes : 24

Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:59 am

When I was younger I went out with this bird for a while, but due to the age we never got busy. Well now she's made it clear that she wants it, but I have a girlfriend, and she has a boyfriend. What should I do? She's not better looking than my girlfriend, but she's got a hell of a hot body. Do I give in to temptation, or lead a monogomous life? Your thoughts Gentlemen (and bints!  :laugh: )
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Postby LFC #1 » Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:04 am

Stick with the gf mate. Or you could try and organsie a threesome? :D
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:05 am

i reccomend some uphill gardening with her
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:14 am

Do you mean a 69, dear boy?
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:17 am

i mean do her up the wrong' un. invade her chocolate starfish,

that way if your gf ever finds out, and your gf doesnt allow bum love then you can blame her for forcing you into it to satisfy your curiosity
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Postby 76-1115222408 » Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:33 am

I would see what the possibilty was of seeing her on the sly (depending on how serious your relationship is with g/f), if she is willing then f.uck away :laugh: . But you need to be clear of her mental state too - because if she is gonna get loved up and all that it is gonna lead to inevitable trouble.....and you will be wondering WHY???

So it depends on the chick really, is she up for getting down? If so, the get down!!  Also how close does she live too...A VERY IMPORTANT FACTOR!!!!

However, if you are still with your g/f and she with her b/f, thats a bit nasty.....errggghhhh, just thinking about cross infection etc;  thats the downside (apart from the drama!)! :(


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Postby Roger Red Hat » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:09 am

youve got to put yourself in her/his position. How would you feel if you found out she'd been boned by another all the time she's been seeing you? How would you feel if she was cheating on you??

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Postby Woollyback » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:48 am

It all boils down to one thing Lando, is this bird's fella bigger than you? :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:29 am

Wooly , by bigger , are you talkin' about height or length ?
I think we do need to establish if the fella is a tall guy with a small di'ck or a small guy with a big di'ck as this could be crucial to Lando's decision .If however he's bigger than Lando in all departments I'm afraid our mate is gonna get fu'cked off by his ex and fu'cked up by her boyfriend .

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Postby Woollyback » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:44 am

woof woof ! wrote:Wooly , by bigger , are you talkin' about height or length ?
I think we do need to establish if the fella is a tall guy with a small di'ck or a small guy with a big di'ck as this could be crucial to Lando's decision .If however he's bigger than Lando in all departments I'm afraid our mate is gonna get fu'cked off by his ex and fu'cked up by her boyfriend .

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Postby woof woof ! » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:14 am

:laugh:   who the fu'ck is Garth ?   :D  :D  :laugh:
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Postby IstanBuL-FenerBaHce » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:56 am

woof woof ! wrote:Wooly , by bigger , are you talkin' about height or length ?
I think we do need to establish if the fella is a tall guy with a small di'ck or a small guy with a big di'ck as this could be crucial to Lando's decision .If however he's bigger than Lando in all departments I'm afraid our mate is gonna get fu'cked off by his ex and fu'cked up by her boyfriend .

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Anyway griffin, do it fella...it will be just a one-night stand..or day, or afternoon, or morning.. (who cares?) :devil:

I say: "Just do it"  :pirate
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Postby neil » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:33 pm

just give her a good bulbing(from behind)  :shifty
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Postby Pablo_Escobar » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:46 pm

neil wrote:just give him a good bulbing(from behind)  :shifty

??? Neil ??? What are You talking mate ???  :laugh:
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Postby 66-1120597113 » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:47 pm

If ur gonna take a risk in doin it and she's a dirty girl!Ask her if she has any hot mates that would care to join in? :D
Hope she says yes and u indulge in every mans dream!!
That way if u get caught and loose ur missus at least u have the comfort of having had 2 at once!Plus the added possibility of a rematch with both or one or the other!!
Personally speaking if u love ur own lady (which i doubt or u wouldnt have posted this)think if ul be able to handle the guilt??
Wots that i hear u say?? Go for it lad!! :nod
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