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[dollface]

Wind yer neck in a bit love, tryin to make yer fellow posters look stupid on your first day is a good way to meet the mod squad

Wind my neck in, love?

How on earth have I tried to make my fellow posters look stupid?

I posted an innocent post only to be attacked by people who jump to conclusions on something that wasn't general-specific.

Fairly hypocritical, I'd say.

Also, been a LFC fan for yonks and what I've learnt from them is to not lie down and take a whompin'

I'm not going to sit here and let you take the out of me and be all pretty and angelic. If I got something to say I'll say it.

Meet the mod-squad? What you gonna do, throw a brick at me at the game. Well done, you can smash a kid. Love your work!

[Emerald Red]

Must say, 7 posts in and you're already a charmer. You've won me over!   

[burjennio]

does your chip extend to both shoulders?

[dollface]

Why would I try win you over? I don't even know you!

My chip doesn't extend any which way. I'm a nice girl till I get rubbed the wrong way.

[Ciggy]

If you're reading it that way then perhaps YOU'RE retarded.

Another comedian WUM.

[dollface]

Oh sorry I wasn't born for stand-up or comedy festivals. Simply laughing at the fact of how out-of-hand the ump vs crouch situation is getting.

But I guess if you get your kicks out of picking flaws in peoples posts, then good for you. All the best of luck with that. Clearly you must just have a misunderstanding with the way I speak.

^^^^^^^ 

[woof woof !]

I'm a nice girl till I get rubbed the wrong way.

  i'm surprised you get rubbed at all .   

[dollface]

Why thanks, lovely.

[account deleted by request]

Any chance of a pic dollface before I take sides 

[dollface]

Got loads. http://www.myspace.com/missvicbitter

Don't be expecting beauty 'cause you're not going to find it.

[Emerald Red]

Got loads. http://www.myspace.com/missvicbitter

Don't be expecting beauty 'cause you're not going to find it.

I'd give you one! 

[account deleted by request]

Got loads. http://www.myspace.com/missvicbitter

Don't be expecting beauty 'cause you're not going to find it.

I'd give you one! 

I need more information before I make such an important decision. Where are your piercings located and how can you like Cristiano Ronaldo?

[dollface]

Stomach, tongue, ears.

'Cause he's a c*ck but he's a hot son-of-a-b*tch.

[Emerald Red]

Got loads. http://www.myspace.com/missvicbitter

Don't be expecting beauty 'cause you're not going to find it.

I'd give you one! 

I need more information before I make such an important decision. Where are your piercings located and how can you like Cristiano Ronaldo?

What?! I never read that! 

How come women seem to like the gay looking ones?! 

Right, that's it! I'm having my eyebrows waxed, greasing my hair up with deep fat fryer oil and powdering my face. Maybe the oil will help me get some lady-killer acne like his!

[MightyLFC]

It's just a typical case of short-man syndrome. Like crazy little American-Italians they get all grumpy because Crouchy is a beast. "whats-a-matta-you for beinga so-a tall, aye? Forgettt about ittttt"

He can't help having flailing arms and giraffe legs. So he's a little retarded and uncoordinated. Can't punish him for holding onto some hair. Remember, he's a tall  man. If he falls, it's a long way down!

By the way its little man