Who threw the phone at shrek - We owe yer

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Postby Ciggy » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:41 pm

I know some gorgeus girls that get treated like sh#te, there fellas go on benders for days snortin for england, but they put up with it for the life of luxury.
Nice big houses, fancy cars, designer gear etc...............
But its there own fault they are treated like door mats and love to be walked over TBH.
I wouldnt put up with it for a minute.
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.

Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011

REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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Postby 109-1105722616 » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:43 pm

i know, but some of these girls dont know any better, they have nothing and then when they are given all this stuff, they cant give it all up again
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Postby 109-1105722616 » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:44 pm

why havent you pm'ed me babe
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Postby Dom1 » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:46 pm

???
when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1
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Postby 109-1105722616 » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:56 pm

dont you want me baby




dont you want me whooaaa
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Postby Stan Laurel » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:58 pm

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Postby 109-1105722616 » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:59 pm

Stan Laurel wrote: ???

whats the matter mate
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:49 pm

I know who threw the phone.

It was that old prostitute's pimp.

When she sh*gged Rooney, he ran off without paying her.
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Postby Santa » Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:06 pm

stmichael wrote:"It looks like Rooney hasn't committed a criminal offence so he won't be investigated."

:angry:  :angry:

He was a blueshite and now a red scum, and his face is an insult to Shreak...ain't that enough to change him? fcuking hell what more do you need...c'mon get real!  :angry:
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Postby 109-1105722616 » Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:09 pm

in tonight liverpool echo(local paper) it said liverpool are looking into in and if the person who threw it happens to be a season ticket holder than they are getting their ticket taken off them.


the bit that made me laugh was when the police said we need to establish how the phone go on to the pitch before we start a proper investigation
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Postby Santa » Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:11 pm

marklfc wrote:the bit that made me laugh was when the police said we need to establish how the phone go on to the pitch before we start a proper investigation

someone told me it's not even a mobile phone but an @sshole detector homing on to its target
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Postby 109-1105722616 » Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:16 pm

i bet if he scores at goodison, he want celebrate like that, cos they will knock him out
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Postby andy_g » Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:18 pm

it was an SMS message


Stupid Manc Sh!te
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Postby 109-1105722616 » Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:20 pm

you are on form there
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Postby stmichael » Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:23 pm

a friend of mine said to me today in jest that he thought it may have been a "vodafone stunt".

i thought "vodafone stunt?". must be rhyming slang ???  :D
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