My how they must be hoping that chinny, goalhanging Manc freak bangs in a hat-trick against Portugal. Funnily enough, after the Czech Republic's second match, Ladbrokes slashed the price down to 5/1.
I'm just gutted I only put a quid on him. I've also got a quid on a double for the Czech Republic to win the whole thing AND Milan to finish top scorer - at 150/1.