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[tubby]

We have an excellent first eleven, and after that it looks grim.

Are you including Kuyt in that first 11, how about Lucas?

The first eleven is an english school term for the "best" team in a sholastic year, made up of the best players in that particular year.

work it out yourself.

Ok so please answer the question instead of attempting to patronise me. I can assure you I know far more about English terminology and the English language than you do, hence why I don't feel the need to be vulgar all the time.

Would Kuyt and Lucas be in your first 11?

Kuyt yes Lucas no.

Also - get yer coc.k on the table - whats your formal qualifications in English ?

A-level English language and literature, how about you?

The same, so we will have to call it a draw unless you can beat Mathematics and General Studies as yer kicker at A-Level then I will let you have it.

Mathematics and Physics here.   

[heimdall]

We have an excellent first eleven, and after that it looks grim.

Are you including Kuyt in that first 11, how about Lucas?

The first eleven is an english school term for the "best" team in a sholastic year, made up of the best players in that particular year.

work it out yourself.

Ok so please answer the question instead of attempting to patronise me. I can assure you I know far more about English terminology and the English language than you do, hence why I don't feel the need to be vulgar all the time.

Would Kuyt and Lucas be in your first 11?

Kuyt yes Lucas no.

Also - get yer coc.k on the table - whats your formal qualifications in English ?

A-level English language and literature, how about you?

The same, so we will have to call it a draw unless you can beat Mathematics and General Studies as yer kicker at A-Level then I will let you have it.

Maths, Physics, Economics and General Studies (although General Studies doesn't really count, does it?)

then BENG & Com

then MSc

[Leonmc0708]

We have an excellent first eleven, and after that it looks grim.

Are you including Kuyt in that first 11, how about Lucas?

The first eleven is an english school term for the "best" team in a sholastic year, made up of the best players in that particular year.

work it out yourself.

Ok so please answer the question instead of attempting to patronise me. I can assure you I know far more about English terminology and the English language than you do, hence why I don't feel the need to be vulgar all the time.

Would Kuyt and Lucas be in your first 11?

Kuyt yes Lucas no.

Also - get yer coc.k on the table - whats your formal qualifications in English ?

A-level English language and literature, how about you?

The same, so we will have to call it a draw unless you can beat Mathematics and General Studies as yer kicker at A-Level then I will let you have it.

Maths, Physics, Economics and General Studies (although General Studies doesn't really count, does it?)

then BENG & Com

then MSc

You win.

So I detract any comments posted here to the contrary.

[heimdall]

We have an excellent first eleven, and after that it looks grim.

Are you including Kuyt in that first 11, how about Lucas?

The first eleven is an english school term for the "best" team in a sholastic year, made up of the best players in that particular year.

work it out yourself.

Ok so please answer the question instead of attempting to patronise me. I can assure you I know far more about English terminology and the English language than you do, hence why I don't feel the need to be vulgar all the time.

Would Kuyt and Lucas be in your first 11?

Kuyt yes Lucas no.

Also - get yer coc.k on the table - whats your formal qualifications in English ?

A-level English language and literature, how about you?

The same, so we will have to call it a draw unless you can beat Mathematics and General Studies as yer kicker at A-Level then I will let you have it.

Maths, Physics, Economics and General Studies (although General Studies doesn't really count, does it?)

then BENG & Com

then MSc

You win.

So I detract any comments posted here to the contrary.

OK OK, cool    woohoo 

Seriously though dude if you got A-level English you really shouldn't need to be vulgar, your teachers would be freaking out, or is that the point 

[Leonmc0708]

We have an excellent first eleven, and after that it looks grim.

Are you including Kuyt in that first 11, how about Lucas?

The first eleven is an english school term for the "best" team in a sholastic year, made up of the best players in that particular year.

work it out yourself.

Ok so please answer the question instead of attempting to patronise me. I can assure you I know far more about English terminology and the English language than you do, hence why I don't feel the need to be vulgar all the time.

Would Kuyt and Lucas be in your first 11?

Kuyt yes Lucas no.

Also - get yer coc.k on the table - whats your formal qualifications in English ?

A-level English language and literature, how about you?

The same, so we will have to call it a draw unless you can beat Mathematics and General Studies as yer kicker at A-Level then I will let you have it.

Maths, Physics, Economics and General Studies (although General Studies doesn't really count, does it?)

then BENG & Com

then MSc

You win.

So I detract any comments posted here to the contrary.

OK OK, cool    woohoo 

Seriously though dude if you got A-level English you really shouldn't need to be vulgar, your teachers would be freaking out, or is that the point 

Rebel without a cause.

As I said, its a lads joke.

[dawson99]

How Leon hasn't banned you...

Well all know Heimdell only has a BTEC national in cooking

[Emerald Red]

We have an excellent first eleven, and after that it looks grim.

Are you including Kuyt in that first 11, how about Lucas?

The first eleven is an english school term for the "best" team in a sholastic year, made up of the best players in that particular year.

work it out yourself.

Ok so please answer the question instead of attempting to patronise me. I can assure you I know far more about English terminology and the English language than you do, hence why I don't feel the need to be vulgar all the time.

Would Kuyt and Lucas be in your first 11?

Kuyt yes Lucas no.

Also - get yer coc.k on the table - whats your formal qualifications in English ?

A-level English language and literature, how about you?

The same, so we will have to call it a draw unless you can beat Mathematics and General Studies as yer kicker at A-Level then I will let you have it.

Maths, Physics, Economics and General Studies (although General Studies doesn't really count, does it?)

then BENG & Com

then MSc

You win.

So I detract any comments posted here to the contrary.

OK OK, cool    woohoo 

Seriously though dude if you got A-level English you really shouldn't need to be vulgar, your teachers would be freaking out, or is that the point 

"If words like c*nt, c0ck and w@nker or part of the language, it's within a man's right to use them." - William Shakespeare.

Na, actually, I don't think he said that, but I concur with the sentiment anyway.

[tubby]

How Leon hasn't banned you...

Well all know Heimdell only has a BTEC national in cooking

[loopyliverpool]

We have an excellent first eleven, and after that it looks grim.

Are you including Kuyt in that first 11, how about Lucas?

The first eleven is an english school term for the "best" team in a sholastic year, made up of the best players in that particular year.

work it out yourself.

Ok so please answer the question instead of attempting to patronise me. I can assure you I know far more about English terminology and the English language than you do, hence why I don't feel the need to be vulgar all the time.

Would Kuyt and Lucas be in your first 11?

Kuyt yes Lucas no.

Also - get yer coc.k on the table - whats your formal qualifications in English ?

A-level English language and literature, how about you?

The same, so we will have to call it a draw unless you can beat Mathematics and General Studies as yer kicker at A-Level then I will let you have it.

Maths, Physics, Economics and General Studies (although General Studies doesn't really count, does it?)

then BENG & Com

then MSc

You win.

So I detract any comments posted here to the contrary.

That would be 'retract'! Kuyt has been poor recently, Id like to see Babel play instead.