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[Gaffa]

To the tune of "Lola"

His name was Reina,
He came from Spain-a,
He was bald, his hands were flat
And he stop shots just like that.

Was bald? Isnt he still 

[El Nino_#9]

To the tune of "adams family"

In our defensive foursome
He's absolutely awesome
From corners he will score some
It's Sami Hyypia!

[El Nino_#9]

To the tune of "can't take my eyes of you"

You're just too good to be true,
Can't take the ball off of you,
You've got a heavenly touch,
You pass like Souness to Rush,
And when we're all drunk in the bars,
We can't believe that you're ours,
You're just to good to be true,
Can't get the ball off of you...

Oh Steee-ven Gerr-aaard,

[The Ace1983]

Ok, I've been humming this to myself all day trying to come up with some words for it and I think I finally did a good job. There might be a couple of double syllables and I can't remember exactly how the tune goes from verse to chorus, but I'm quite proud of this. Here goes:-

To the tune of "I will survive"

In Istanbul we were afraid, we were mortified,
We were three nil down at the half and every shot was going wide,
And then Gerrard nodded home, and smicer's shot rippled the net,
Then Alonso struck his rebound and he cancelled out the debt,

And we said "GOAL!"
He scored the goal!
That took us to the penalties and that silly dancing Pole

Kaka might have scored, but Shevchenko had to miss,
Cos' it was Jerzy's super saves that sent us into bliss

And Thomo cried, and Riise joked
And Cisse danced around the cup and Rafa's a great bloke
And we knew we had to win
We saw Sami's massive grin
As the Reds stood in a line and watched Didi's shot go in

Hey, hey!
Woah, woah!

Another European cup means that we got the gold!

Hey, hey!
Woah, woah!

Jamie broke his groin for us and Stevie ran the show!

We will survive!
We will survive!

 

[laurence_2k2]

To the mancs,short but sweet!

"we've got fernando,you've got no money-o!
we've got fernando you've got no money-o!"

[Alonso14]

How does that morentis one go, to the tune of 'more more more'

[109-1093441336]

For peter Crouch:

To the tune of "SHAFT"

Who's that giant mutha-f**ker with the pencil legs and ugly face?
          CROUCH!                - Daaamnnn right
Who's a telescopic neck that can see into outer-space?
          CROUCH!                - Riiiight on
Our Caucasian Kobe Bryant, is he the beanstalk or is he the giant?
          CROUCH!                - Daaamnnn right
They say this Crouch is one lanky piece of -
          Shut yo' Mouth!!
I'm talking about Crouch??
          Then we can dig it

[The Ace1983]

For peter Crouch:

To the tune of "SHAFT"

Who's that giant mutha-f**ker with the pencil legs and ugly face?
          CROUCH!                - Daaamnnn right
Who's a telescopic neck that can see into outer-space?
          CROUCH!                - Riiiight on
Our Caucasian Kobe Bryant, is he the beanstalk or is he the giant?
          CROUCH!                - Daaamnnn right
They say this Crouch is one lanky piece of -
          Shut yo' Mouth!!
I'm talking about Crouch??
          Then we can dig it

Kobe Bryant? More Like Yao Ming!

[Gracias King Rafa]

To the mancs,short but sweet!

"we've got fernando,you've got no money-o!
we've got fernando you've got no money-o!"

Or in response to their witty "You're not famous anymore" maybe we could sing "You're not solvent anymore"

[Gracias King Rafa]

For peter Crouch:

To the tune of "SHAFT"

Who's that giant mutha-f**ker with the pencil legs and ugly face?
          CROUCH!                - Daaamnnn right
Who's a telescopic neck that can see into outer-space?
          CROUCH!                - Riiiight on
Our Caucasian Kobe Bryant, is he the beanstalk or is he the giant?
          CROUCH!                - Daaamnnn right
They say this Crouch is one lanky piece of -
          Shut yo' Mouth!!
I'm talking about Crouch??
          Then we can dig it

Classic!!!  

That Tears For Fears song "Shout" comes to mind (substituting the word Crouch obviously) but I'm afraid song writing isn't really my forte...

[76-1115222408]

Ok, I've been humming this to myself all day trying to come up with some words for it and I think I finally did a good job. There might be a couple of double syllables and I can't remember exactly how the tune goes from verse to chorus, but I'm quite proud of this. Here goes:-

To the tune of "I will survive"

In Istanbul we were afraid, we were mortified,
We were three nil down at the half and every shot was going wide,
And then Gerrard nodded home, and smicer's shot rippled the net,
Then Alonso struck his rebound and he cancelled out the debt,

And we said "GOAL!"
He scored the goal!
That took us to the penalties and that silly dancing Pole

Kaka might have scored, but Shevchenko had to miss,
Cos' it was Jerzy's super saves that sent us into bliss

And Thomo cried, and Riise joked
And Cisse danced around the cup and Rafa's a great bloke
And we knew we had to win
We saw Sami's massive grin
As the Reds stood in a line and watched Didi's shot go in

Hey, hey!
Woah, woah!

Another European cup means that we got the gold!

Hey, hey!
Woah, woah!

Jamie broke his groin for us and Stevie ran the show!

We will survive!
We will survive!

 

Yea that ones good if you actually say it (read it!) to the rhythm.

If you did make that one up.......Well done mate ! 

[DrTNT]

Just came up with this one now. To the tune of 'Sombody told Me' by The Killers

Somebody Told Me you wanted Steven Gerrard

but he stayed and he'll be forever a RED!!!!!!!!!

[Red @ Heart]

to the theme of batman-

bolo,bolo,bolo,bolo,bolo,bolo,bolo,bolo.....zenden!

i know but its something!

lmao thats funny.