
And that's over 5000 minutes worth of appearances, compared to the 40 goals he has scored which account for under 2500 minutes worth of appearances.
And before anyone jumps on the monotonously boring and predictable case of saying he's better than Kuyt, Kuyt has 71 goalless appearances made up of nearly 5000 minutes himself. But then even if Kuyt were the "worst striker ever to wear a Liverpool shirt" which he isn't, what the fook has that got to do with how good Crouch is?!?!?!?
And yesterday we might as well have had ten or even nine men since neither striker really contributed, congratulations all those on here who called for the change which very nearly cost us. Crouch had a better second half, managed one shot on goal, a through ball and a few decent passes, but if that's good enough for Liverpool then it's no wonder we're way off the Premiership title pace