And now, the end is near, I've dribbled down my final shirt 'n' Fat Fred has made it clear There is no place, for me it's curtains I swore behind the backs Of those who pay their cash to watch us But worse, much worse than this I bought Lee Bowyer...
Regrets, I've had a few, But then again, I can't remember Bo**ocks, I've dropped them too Jermaine Jenas, what a member! I've spent more than Arsenal But got nothing like a Pat Vieira, Oh no, oh no, not me, I bought Viana...
Yes, there were times, we had a chance Partizan Belgrade, Marseilles in France But every time we messed it up We'll never win another cup But I'll stand tall, and tell you all, "I bought Bramble......"
I've lived, I've boobed, I've cried, The 'ToonArmy' don't find it amusing, So now I'm getting out, I'm sick and tired of all this booing. They think we've slipped away, To finish 6th they all aspire And all, and all because Of Keiron Dyer.......
For what is it man, what have I got? A big fat wedge, but trophies not. I say the things I truly feel, At Shearers feet I will not kneel The record shows we're in a mess 'Cos we did it my way.
