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WTF!  please excuse the multiple posts... ikon errors and 'real' paths removed etc... whats going on 

sorry.

[REDTILLDEAD]

Mmnm!..er you wanna stop repeating yer self mate...you wanna stop repeating yer self mate..you wanna stop repeating yer self mate..

[red37]

  "it posted 5 times" ...

  forgive me

[Lando_Griffin]

Well I'm sorry, but I don't want to leave Anfield, full stop.

All of this cr*p because some bitter bluesh*tes live in the sh*tholes around the ground.

My question to all those who have opposed the extention:

Which was there first? Anfield, or the nob between your eyes?

[account deleted by request]

We may have to move anyway. From talklfc.

Disturbing news this. Apparently, our beloved old ground is sinking.

Two weeks ago, after noticing my maltesers kept rolling off my coffee table, I subscribed to 'Sudsidence Weekly', a popular magazine amomgst owners of horizontally challenged homes. The editor of said magazine, one 'C. U. Tipping', had recently interviewed Rick Parry, about a potentially disasterous problem at Anfield. The interview took place in the front of the Kop stand.

Tipping 'So, Mr Parry, you seem to have a subsidence problem. How did you first notice it?'
Parry 'The pitch is sinking towards the Main Stand - making a slope from right to left as we look at it. We first noticed we had a problem when Djimmi Traore kept mysteriosly falling over ....'
Tipping 'Is it also true that this is the reason your left sided players can't pass wind, never mind a football?'
Parry 'No, that is not true. Our left sided players can all pass wind.'
Tipping 'So what are you doing to rectify the problem?'
Parry 'Well, as the slope in the pitch is from right to left, we have decided to overload the team with left sided players. We now have Traore, Warnock, Riise, Aurelio, Zenden, Kewell and Gonzalez. We intend to play a sideways four-four-two system. We will play four players on the left flank, four in the middle, and just two on the right. That way, when the ball keeps rolling to the left of the pitch, we will have plenty of players to capitalise!'
Tipping 'Are you not trying to reinforce the bedrock, to prevent any more subsidence?
Parry 'Well, we have employed one of our chaps to crawl around the sewer under the Main Stand. Salif, I think his name was.'
Tipping 'Will he locate the problem?'
Parry 'Mr Benitez said 'He is the problem', whatever that means. He's been down there for over a month now ....'
Tipping 'So, just to clarify, your pitch is subsiding - and your solution has been to buy loads of left sided players to prevent the ball rolling out of play. And you've buried someone called 'Salif' alive.
Parry 'Yes, that just about sums it up.'
Tipping 'So what happens when you change ends at half time?'
Parry 'Bugger.'

As to my own subsidence problem, I simply put a couple of my comedy DVD's under the legs of the coffee table - Everton season reviews from the last two years. Which is ironic, because whilst they'll be going down next year, they will be keeping my table up.....

[Lando_Griffin]

[tubby]

We may have to move anyway. From talklfc.

We first noticed we had a problem when Djimmi Traore kept mysteriosly falling over ....'

[tubby]

We may have to move anyway. From talklfc.

We first noticed we had a problem when Djimmi Traore kept mysteriosly falling over ....'

[tubby]

We may have to move anyway. From talklfc.

We first noticed we had a problem when Djimmi Traore kept mysteriosly falling over ....'

[tubby]

We may have to move anyway. From talklfc.

We first noticed we had a problem when Djimmi Traore kept mysteriosly falling over ....'

[tubby]

I do apologise about the tripple post. I kept getting this erros saying "real path removed". I dont know if that the server playing up or my connection form work. Sorry

[SouthCoastShankly]

I had that error, best way round it is to assume its posted first time. I think the problem is the forwarding to the post

[tubby]

Works fine now. Cheers anyway SouthCoastShankly.

[Kev Huyton 2006]

Just boll*x  to the new stadium

lets keep anfield and knock down one of the more recent stands like then new kop, centenery of anfield road stands instead and rebuild it even bigger.

There is too much tradition to just demolish, what are they going to do with the shankly statue,the shankly gates and the hillsborough memorial? just relocate it? really this means ending the "eternal flame" ?

I think we should try winning the league first! just get steve morgans 70 million, cancel the clubs debt with half, and give the other half to rafa to bring worlds best  to anfield!

Anyway moving to stanley park is only moving closer to everton,and we dont want that!