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Postby RedAnt » Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:13 am

Hey guys,

So being a skint northerner I've never had the chance to visit Anfield. When I'm watching on telly though I hear lots of chants and things coming from the Kop, especially against the Scum. I can never quite make them out.

Post your faves and tell us about them :)

What do the Kop sing at Rooney, or Moyes for example?
"The S*n: The paper you wipe your ars.e on and more sh*t comes off the paper"
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Postby Kenny Kan » Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:22 am

"Fergie's right ya fans are sh.ite
"Fergie's right ya fans are sh.ite
"Fergie's right ya fans are sh.ite

I can't make them all out either, or proclaim to know them all.
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Postby RedAnt » Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:26 am

I always liked (to the tune of Heartbeat)

Maxi! Maxi Rodriguez, Maxi we love you!

Always stuck in my head for days
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Postby RedAnt » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:15 pm

I always thought "you fat b*stard" was aimed at Rooney, but he never played on Sunday and it was still sung
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Postby brentd4 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:46 pm

Fat granny sh*gger,
Yer just a fat granny sh*gger,
Fat granny sh*gger,
Yer just a fat granny sh*gger.. (to wayne rooney)

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Postby brentd4 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:48 pm

We only hate Mancs
We only hate Mancs,
We're not racists,
We only hate Mancs...
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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:19 pm

My personal fave is the one we sing at Chelsea.

"She loves the Scouse ***** ,she loves the Scouse ***** ,John Terry's Ma she loves the Scouse ***** "

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Postby Hustler 2 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:27 pm

Rooney Rooney , you are a fat ugly looney.
Rooney Rooney, you are a fat ugly looney
Rooney Rooney, you are a fat ugly looney.

Amen. :)
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Postby Hustler 2 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:37 pm

Or...Giggs, has got a face like a pigs,
thats why we all wanna give him a DIG!
And we are gonna snap him like a twig.

Sorry, Hustler humour could not resist ;)
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Postby bunglemark2 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:36 pm

Hustler 2 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:37 pm wrote:Or...Giggs, has got a face like a pigs,
thats why we all wanna give him a DIG!
And we are gonna snap him like a twig.

Sorry, Hustler humour could not resist ;)

Are you Age 5 ?
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Postby Hustler 2 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:40 pm

bunglemark2 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:36 pm wrote:
Hustler 2 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:37 pm wrote:Or...Giggs, has got a face like a pigs,
thats why we all wanna give him a DIG!
And we are gonna snap him like a twig.

Sorry, Hustler humour could not resist ;)

Are you Age 5 ?

6 :)
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Postby eds » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:56 pm

Always loved the Nani chant (sung to the tune of smooth criminal):

Nani, are you OK?
Are you OK?
Are you OK Nani?
You've been hit by.
You've been struck by a smooth Carragher......


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