(IN A JOHN BARNES RAP STYLE VOICE)
I'm Houllier and the fans say Allez, It means, 'go' but in a positive way. When I wear my scarf, the reds do say, He's taking the reds all the way.
Jamie's the name and I'm Scouse through and through. Look at me funny and I'll chuck coins at you, I'm like a gazelle with a Predator shoe, Get outta my way cos I'm coming through.
I'm from Chester so I'm not really Scouse, I bought all the family a spanking new house. I'm dangerous man, though as quiet as a mouse, I take penalties like a big girl's blouse.
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"When we take the field we make Anfield Rock, Though it doesn't last long before they start to mock. They're mad as hatters, the Anfield Flock, Cos we players would rather be down the Albert Dock"
I'm the DJ man from Leicester town, I'm running fast before falling down. People say I'm a bit of a clown, My one-on-one's make the manager frown.
I'm Aussie gold and the fans get so loud, When I sprint down the touchline Neville eats my dust cloud. But the chance can get wasted - of this I'm not proud, I usually cross it into the crowd.
I'm the boy in goal who cant take a goal kick, i fall on my ars* and get loads of stick, the gaffer tells me i'm dead easy to injure, hes having a larf, oops there goes
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