Liverpool FC Forum

[Ciggy]

classic memories indeed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KN0_mFNmBA

St I know you have a mooch on that bitterkipper aswell, but can you honestly believe some of the sh.ite on there today?
They always blame us for everything that I know.
But today is just feckin pathetic, moanin about Stanley Park, no investment (our fault), Graham Poll (our fault), The echo (our fault), the fella that robbed Dudek a bluenose (our fault), theres still derby tickets left (our fault)
The list just goes on and on...................
It must be really feckin horrible being a bitter when you are totally obsessed and keep having to blame Liverpool because you have nothing to be happy about, moaning kunts.

[metalhead]

is Liverpool FC ready to beat the hell out of those bitters? and make them even more jealous?


HELL YES!


Lets tw@t those bluenoses

Andrew Johnson better than Crouch?!  

[Kopite-Jud]

derby at woodesen thats a wooden , i meen gooden  

[timmit]

3,000 tickets go on general sale tomorrow for this.

The peoples club???

Just off you sad shower of .

[stmichael]

evertonian's great quotes number 165:


"I have the honour of being the most successful manager in the history of Everton Football Club, one of the greatest and the biggest clubs in the world."

Howard Kendall after drinking 4-5 bottles of vodka   

[Lando_Griffin]

from an everton forum that shall remain nameless.


carragher one of the best defenders around? around where - the vauxhall conference. he is slow, average in the air, and suffers massive lapses in concentration where he is often caught out of position.

By Suits you


Riise, Alonso, Gerrard, they are great players and would be worthy of a place in our Everton squad I think, but no-one else. Reina is not as good as Howard, his fluffs and mistakes are constant - and he didn't even compare to Nigel Martyn. I would rather have Yobo & Lescott anyday over Carragher & Hyppia or Agger, I say that with absolutely no doubt in my mind. Osman or Pennant? Easily Osman. Arteta or any of their midfield (except Gerrard)? easily Arteta, too!

By Royal Blue Jersey



Liverpool may have had better squads in the past but this year, it's a fact that they are NOT better than us.

If you think that they are, you must also think that Portsmouth are better than us, Bolton are better than us, and Newcastle are better than us.

No rationale whatsoever in your claim.

By TX Bill



I'm all for reallism, I agree our squad isnt as good as Chelski's or the red mancs but I honestly believe that our squad is to the same level of Arsenal and the sh#te.

By Micknick



There's very few of those RS players I'd have in a Blue Shirt. Bellamy, Crouch - . Kuyt?, a prospect, not a proven goalscorer in the prem, AJ has a year in the prem under his belt and aquitted himself well.

Gerrard?, yes he possibly might make the reserves (I can't bring myself to give him anymore credit). But excuse me? wasn't he gonna win the world cup for us??, don't believe all the hype.

Reina, No, Howard is at least his equal at present but will quickly surpass him.

Their back four, No thanks, can't defend set pieces...

....Alonso's ok but on a par with Arterta.

That other geezer, the thumb sucking infant can shove it up his - Osman all day long.

By 4everblue



Kuyt, Bellamy, Drogba, Shevchenko, Saha, Rooney, Henry, Van Persie

only shevchenko and henry are better than AJ out of that line up, and im serious!

By Rob Japan

That is BEYOND pathetic!!!!

To even suggest those things is out of the realms of sanity!

Some of the bile those bitter, twisted scumbags spout is quite shocking at times!

To all Everton fans:

You are to us like the congealed mucous slop we tread in whenever the sewers overflow. (Or to put it another way, 4.50pm on matchdays outside Woodison.)

Stop deluding yourselves that your inbred, vomit laden cesspit of a club has any business in the top-half of the table, and get back to your relegation scraps where you belong.

Do us a favour, though:

Don't get relegated. Make sure you stay in the top flight so we can have an easy 6 points every season, you bubonic troglodytes.

[stmichael]

It'll be fascinating to see who gets the nod upfront for this one.

There is an argument that Kuyt should start against PSV, given that he knows them inside out, plus they were big rivals to Feyenoord.

Fowler is fresh and Crouch is on top form so I would probably start with both of them. If we do this then Gonzales must play too because we need pace to get behind them. Kuyt/Bellamy can be useful options to bring on from the bench for this one, and they may both start in midweek against PSV.

It's a good situation to be in. We have many striking options now and it's no foregone conclusion who will play.

[stmichael]

BREAKING NEWS:



*Image is NOT of an Everton player demonstrating the Bellefield ramp*


Liverpool beware! Mikel Arteta has revealed that Everton's recent good run of form can be partly attributed to a new addition to their Bellefield training facilities.

It is a ramp.

Much like the one my Nan used to get up and down the stairs, the Blues believe that they have been given a physical and psychological edge ahead of this weekend's derby through repeated training on "the ramp", which had been installed this summer.

Everton maestro Arteta was keen to boast of the latest technological marvel and of it's many uses. "We have used the ramp to work on power in the legs and some sharp stuff as well", he revealed.

"Physically, if you feel strong and sharp that helps because you feel you are stronger than the other team and that can be a big advantage in a game."

In a week in which Liverpool players such as Crouch and Gerrard were feeling the positive effects of climbing to the top of their International games with sterling game-winning performances, Everton were feeling pretty good about their ability to get to the top of the stairs.

Much like my Nan.

[Ciggy]

BREAKING NEWS:



*Image is NOT of an Everton player demonstrating the Bellefield ramp*


Liverpool beware! Mikel Arteta has revealed that Everton's recent good run of form can be partly attributed to a new addition to their Bellefield training facilities.

It is a ramp.

Much like the one my Nan used to get up and down the stairs, the Blues believe that they have been given a physical and psychological edge ahead of this weekend's derby through repeated training on "the ramp", which had been installed this summer.

Everton maestro Arteta was keen to boast of the latest technological marvel and of it's many uses. "We have used the ramp to work on power in the legs and some sharp stuff as well", he revealed.

"Physically, if you feel strong and sharp that helps because you feel you are stronger than the other team and that can be a big advantage in a game."

In a week in which Liverpool players such as Crouch and Gerrard were feeling the positive effects of climbing to the top of their International games with sterling game-winning performances, Everton were feeling pretty good about their ability to get to the top of the stairs.

Much like my Nan.

Isnt that Roberts westie

[kunilson]

i would like to see fowler and crouch start, with crouch on goalscoring form and fowler who knows what this derby truly means......no zenden business in midfield rafa pls.

[stmichael]

fowler who knows what this derby truly means

i think that could be a key thing, plus the fact that fowler hasn't had to play in these ludicrously timed international games this week.

god knows how we're supposed to prepare properly for this game. as far as i'm aware, only two of the team which started against west ham weren't away on international duty this week.

[ALONSO_14]

BREAKING NEWS:



*Image is NOT of an Everton player demonstrating the Bellefield ramp*


Liverpool beware! Mikel Arteta has revealed that Everton's recent good run of form can be partly attributed to a new addition to their Bellefield training facilities.

It is a ramp.

Much like the one my Nan used to get up and down the stairs, the Blues believe that they have been given a physical and psychological edge ahead of this weekend's derby through repeated training on "the ramp", which had been installed this summer.

Everton maestro Arteta was keen to boast of the latest technological marvel and of it's many uses. "We have used the ramp to work on power in the legs and some sharp stuff as well", he revealed.

"Physically, if you feel strong and sharp that helps because you feel you are stronger than the other team and that can be a big advantage in a game."

In a week in which Liverpool players such as Crouch and Gerrard were feeling the positive effects of climbing to the top of their International games with sterling game-winning performances, Everton were feeling pretty good about their ability to get to the top of the stairs.

Much like my Nan.

  You stole that off talklfc.com!

[Bad Bob]

fowler who knows what this derby truly means

i think that could be a key thing, plus the fact that fowler hasn't had to play in these ludicrously timed international games this week.

god knows how we're supposed to prepare properly for this game. as far as i'm aware, only two of the team which started against west ham weren't away on international duty this week.

Yeah, the Echo has Robbie tipped to start, which makes sense given that the rest of the squad won't be back until Thursday afternoon.  I'd go with Crouch and Robbie upfront, so long as Crouch gets through tonight's game alright and isn't knackered from the travel to and from Skopje.

[Ciggy]

Who do the jocks play today?
Lets hope the 96 yearold plays a full 90 mins, and Mcfatty, and the ever so talented Naysmith.
AJ full 90 mins for England along with Neville Neville.
But you just know Maclaren will play Crouch and Gerrard for 90 mins tw@t.

Sissoko must play, and I will feel more confident if Warnock or Riise are fit instead of Aurelio, he has a mean shot on him and is great at getting forward but I am not to sure of his defensive abilities just yet.
And that little sh1t Cahill (Our CL final Yano) will be bargin his way into our newboys.

[stmichael]

And that little sh1t Cahill (Our CL final Yano) will be bargin his way into our newboys.

Can't stand the little sh#t.

I get pi$$ed off watching his celebrations against other teams. I will have serious bloody pressure issues if i see him doing it this saturday....