where's dom1 when you need him?
How many Evertonians does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all fled at the first sign that the light bulb was failing.
Q: Why does David Moyes keep visiting Argos?
A: Because that is the only way he can pick up any Premier points!
An Evertonian and a Sunderland fan are walking along the street outside and suddenly the Sunderland fan says "ooh, l ook at that dead bird!" The Everton fan looks skywards and says "where?"
How many Evertonians does it take to change a light bulb? As many as you like, they will never see the light.
Rumour has it that Everton have got a new sponsor: Tampax. The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.
Have you heard the one about the Evertonian who bought a 'Golden Goal' ticket and found the word "October" written inside when he opened it!?
Have you heard the one about the female Everton fan who thought her "love handles" were her ears!
Q. How can you tell that the Elephant Man was a Evertonian?
A. Because he looked like one.
