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[drummerphil]

she does have a sister actually,married though.As for Karen it looks as though i might after marry her,with you lot about
I'm like a bloody match today,i have no hair anymore and with having 20 lots of radiotherapy on my brain,day after day the feckers have burnt me.I'm lying here and my whole head is the same colour of my pool shirt i have on.
Apart from looking like a right twát,you can feel the heat 3000 miles away,just had some bloke from the north pole here,saying i'm the cause of an ice cap melt that will put parts of Iceland at risk.

So it's YOU who caused the heatwave, and my ice cream to melt, then!?!

You son of a bitch! 

It fecking knackers too,now i know how that old bloke must have felt in Benny Hill when everyone kept slapping the bástard on his head.I'm forever putting loads of cream on it,so much i look as though i'm a  swimming competitor ready for a 400 metres freestyle race with my white england cap on.

[66-1112520797]

she does have a sister actually,married though.As for Karen it looks as though i might after marry her,with you lot about
I'm like a bloody match today,i have no hair anymore and with having 20 lots of radiotherapy on my brain,day after day the feckers have burnt me.I'm lying here and my whole head is the same colour of my pool shirt i have on.
Apart from looking like a right twát,you can feel the heat 3000 miles away,just had some bloke from the north pole here,saying i'm the cause of an ice cap melt that will put parts of Iceland at risk.

So it's YOU who caused the heatwave, and my ice cream to melt, then!?!

You son of a bitch! 

It fecking knackers too,now i know how that old bloke must have felt in Benny Hill when everyone kept slapping the bástard on his head.I'm forever putting loads of cream on it,so much i look as though i'm a  swimming competitor ready for a 400 metres freestyle race with my white england cap on.

Welcome back Phil 

[drummerphil]

just been asked by a new nightshift nurse if i have been away,,,,,,,,,are some people serious ?

[7_Kewell]

she does have a sister actually,married though.As for Karen it looks as though i might have to marry her,with you lot about
I'm like a bloody match today,i have no hair anymore and with having 20 lots of radiotherapy on my brain,day after day the feckers have burnt me.I'm lying here and my whole head is the same colour of my pool shirt i have on.
Apart from looking like a right twát,you can feel the heat 3000 miles away,just had some bloke from the north pole here,saying i'm the cause of an ice cap melt that will put parts of Iceland at risk.

thats ok, i do have a girlfriend, but your lass sounds like she's gold fella, you're a lucky man.  When you tying the knot?

[drummerphil]

she does have a sister actually,married though.As for Karen it looks as though i might have to marry her,with you lot about
I'm like a bloody match today,i have no hair anymore and with having 20 lots of radiotherapy on my brain,day after day the feckers have burnt me.I'm lying here and my whole head is the same colour of my pool shirt i have on.
Apart from looking like a right twát,you can feel the heat 3000 miles away,just had some bloke from the north pole here,saying i'm the cause of an ice cap melt that will put parts of Iceland at risk.

thats ok, i do have a girlfriend, but your lass sounds like she's gold fella, you're a lucky man.  When you tying the knot?

tying the knot,probably this year now after whats happened.After being given 6-12 months to live looking at life policys etc it would make things far simpler if the worst happens.At the moment any pension or life policy that basically would pay the mortgage etc would go to my ex wife,which is a definate no no.

[Lando_Griffin]

she does have a sister actually,married though.As for Karen it looks as though i might have to marry her,with you lot about
I'm like a bloody match today,i have no hair anymore and with having 20 lots of radiotherapy on my brain,day after day the feckers have burnt me.I'm lying here and my whole head is the same colour of my pool shirt i have on.
Apart from looking like a right twát,you can feel the heat 3000 miles away,just had some bloke from the north pole here,saying i'm the cause of an ice cap melt that will put parts of Iceland at risk.

thats ok, i do have a girlfriend, but your lass sounds like she's gold fella, you're a lucky man.  When you tying the knot?

tying the knot,probably this year now after whats happened.After being given 6-12 months to live looking at life policys etc it would make things far simpler if the worst happens.At the moment any pension or life policy that basically would pay the mortgage etc would go to my ex wife,which is a definate no no.

To be honest mate, from what I can tell, she's a gem, and I'd tell you to marry her no matter what. 

[Lando_Griffin]

NTL are f*cking SH*T!!!!!   

[drummerphil]

cant argue with either point there Lando mate,she is worth marrying whatever and NTL are shít what relevance it has here god only knows

[Judge]

marry karen, phil

FGS, dont have lando as your best man though    

ynwa

[thegreedo]

You'd better marry that gem or I'll kick you up the aisle myself!!

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[Woollyback]

[quote="kingycrouch"]these comments were deleted and this idiot is walking a thin line
listen to jbg you stupid boy

[7_Kewell]

listen to jbg you stupid boy[/quote]

[drummerphil]

How the hell has this thread managed to get dads army on it