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[Ciggy]

tho I really haven't been the Grafton.

I have once , so I lied 
Went to a party upstairs there about 10 years ago, it was . 
Im sure theres a Grafton picture thing on the net like the Barracuda one.

[who the hell is diarra]

I've been to plenty of dives in my time dont get me wrong , just not that particular dive:)

Should be on every scousers list of 100 things to do in life , goin there atleast once in my opinion

[Judge]

I started out one to the tune of "Shout" (Tears For Fears) on another thread but this seems the better place for it...

Kuyt, Kuyt make us all shout
He'll score the goals we've been doin' without
Look out, Chelsea, Arsenal, Man U, look out...

Feel free to add to, amend or mock as needed!

i cant stop singing that now, its in my head

[Blue_Heart]

lmfao, how class is that   that song has made my day

[EddieC]

A couple of ideas that came to me in a drink fuelled haze:

Kuyt, Kuyt, wherever you may be
Some might say that you are ugly
But we don't care cos you get your share
Scoring goals from everywhere.

or, to the top cat theme tune:

Top Kuyt!
He's the indisputable leader of the line
He's blonde & he's dutch, and we like him very much
Just shout
Top Kuyt!

[Blue_Heart]

He's turning out a class player for yas ain't he!

[Rafa D]

Expect to hear a rowsing rendition of Kuyt Fever sung to "Night Fever" tonight:

"Kuyt Fever, Kuyt Fever,
He knows how to do it, oh yeahhh!!
Kuyt Fever, Kuyt Fever
He knows how to do it, oh yeah!!!"

[PhiLFC]

to the tune of "All You Need is Love" The Beatles...

1, 2 a 1, 2 , 3...

"All you need is Kuyt

da da da da daaaaa

All you need is Kuyt

da da da da daaaaa

All you need is Kuuuuuyt

Kuyt is all you need Kuyt is all you need

(start again)

All you need is Kuyt

all together now....

All you need is Kuyt

da da da da daaaa

All you need is Kuuuuuyt

Kuyt is all you need"


etc... ad infinitum

[jkop]

to the tune of "All You Need is Love" The Beatles...

1, 2 a 1, 2 , 3...

"All you need is Kuyt

da da da da daaaaa

All you need is Kuyt

da da da da daaaaa

All you need is Kuuuuuyt

Kuyt is all you need Kuyt is all you need

(start again)

All you need is Kuyt

all together now....

All you need is Kuyt

da da da da daaaa

All you need is Kuuuuuyt

Kuyt is all you need"


etc... ad infinitum

[peterc1992]

DIRK KUYT WHERE-EVER HE MAY BE,
HE HIT EVERY BRANCH ON THE UGLY TREE,
LIKE FOWLER,CROUCH AND CRAIG BELLAMY,
HIS FOOTBALL'S BOSS BUT HE'S FU.CKING UGLY. "


'Get your Dirk Kowt, get your Dirk Kowt, Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads. Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads.'    Quality








Not mine from another forum.

f**ckin brilliant

[clik]

DIRK KUYT WHERE-EVER HE MAY BE,
HE HIT EVERY BRANCH ON THE UGLY TREE,
LIKE FOWLER,CROUCH AND CRAIG BELLAMY,
HIS FOOTBALL'S BOSS BUT HE'S FU.CKING UGLY. "


'Get your Dirk Kowt, get your Dirk Kowt, Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads. Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads.'    Quality








Not mine from another forum.

[Redman in wales]

'Get your Dirk Kowt, get your Dirk Kowt, Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads. Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads.'    Quality

i've heard something similar...

Rafa's got his dirk kuyt, Rafa's got his dirk kuyt
la la la la
la la la la
Rafa's got his dirk kuyt, Rafa's got his dirk kuyt
la la la la
la la la la

obviously you just have to manipulate it slightly so dirk kuyt sound like dick-out   

[andypool2285]

Just made this one up to the tune of bad boys

dirk kuyt, dirk kuyt
what you gonna do,
what you gonna do when hes on the pitch

dirk kuyt, dirk kuyt
what you gonna do
what you gonna do when he scores a goal

[tez-lfc-4life]

ha ha class

[red37]

"come on within- come on without.. you aint seen nothin' like the mighty kuyt"(kowt)