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by **stiffler23_2002** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:05 am

Dear boards,

Hello I am stiffler. You may think I got my name from a very popular American film called American Pie. However I can assure you I am much more classy.

My friend and leader, 6553 (Benny) christened me this name under Internet Law 3.2 (Naming rights).

I am addressing the main boards today as a traversty has happened. Some how while I was busy fighting the spider to get to the RAM, the dvd drive decided to fight back and in that split second our defence mechinishms went down.

Bigmick somehow must of tried to log on at this correct time and walla, he has in-activated our leader.

Do not fear, benny is still very much behind the scenes.

So bigmick, your resignation has been forc3ed upon you, benny is a kind guy and will contuine to let you post as long as the following new ammendments are upheld:

* Bigmick will end all of his posts with the sentence - BENNY IS OUR KING

*Bigmick will never start another post "I know its early but".

*Bigmick will move from New Zealand as his IP address covers a mamoth area of land in NZ and benny cannot pinpoint his exactly location

Deal mickky?

Thanks for all you time and thoughts, any good wishes can be left here for benny.

Stiffy,

by **66-1112520797** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:15 am

Who's alter ego are you BennStiff ?

(P.s I think your a sandwich short of a picnic in a rather amusing kind of way.)

by **NiftyNeil** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:16 am

Get a life "Stiffy"

by **red37** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:18 am

hmmm let me think....

"f.uck your dead mum - Karim & Oasis terrorising newkit forever" didn't the PM say?

insignificant bell.

by **112-1077774096** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:18 am

how sad that someone opened accounts on here 5 years ago just to come back now and be a t1t

by **stiffler23_2002** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:18 am

peewee I heard you used to be a cop.

Is this correct? If so 6553 (benny) would like to offer you the job of sercurity director.

We are coming under attack from all sorts at present and could do with someone to hold the fort.

Accept?

by **J*o*n*D*o*e** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:19 am

hurry back to bed now benny will be missing you.

by **Woollyback** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:19 am

he humped your mum

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:20 am

benny got banned didnt he?
RIP
you'll be missed

by **stiffler23_2002** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:20 am

Job offer withdrew.

Reguards,

Stiffler and 6553 (benny)

by **NiftyNeil** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:23 am

stiffler23_2002 wrote:Job offer withdrew.

Reguards,

Stiffler and 6553 (benny)

It has more impact when you spell words properly.

by **stiffler23_2002** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:24 am

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:24 am

stiffler23_2002 wrote:I am addressing the main boards today as a traversty has happened. Some how while I was busy fighting the spider to get to the RAM, the dvd drive decided to fight back and in that split second our defence mechinishms went down.

then what happened? Starscream appeared but then Optimus Prime came along and killed him thus p!ssing Megatron off?

by **NiftyNeil** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:32 am

This was funny yesterday, and almost believable. Today, however, it's just sad.

:sleep

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:34 am

Is this your leader?

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