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[Ciggy]

   

To the tune of the hokey cokey . . .

He kept Gerrard in
He kicked Cheyrou out
He's the man who knows just what the reds are all about
there's no more boring football its
ATTACK! ATTACK ! ATTACK!
and that's what it's all about . . .


(CHORUS)

Oh Rafael Benitez
Oh Rafael Benitez
Oh Rafael Benitez
He's the man to make us Reds the Champions again!


He brought Xabi in
He kicked Dioufy out
He's the man who knows just what the reds are all about
There's no more boring football it's
ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!
and that's what it's all about . . .

(CHORUS)

Oh Rafael Benitez
Oh Rafael Benitez
Oh Rafael Benitez
He's the man to make us Reds the Champions again!

[Ciggy]

Here he is Morientes (tune: merry xmas - slade)

Are you linin' up the goalposts with the ball?
Are you drivin' all the manc sh#te up the wall?
Will you kick it with your left foot?
Perhaps you'll use your right
Then kick the ba****ds up and out of sight

CHORUS:
So here he is, Morientes, all the Kopites havin' fun
Look at the Manc ****** now, we've got 'em on the run

So here he is, Morientes, all the Kopites havin' fun
Look at the Manc sh#te now, we've got 'em on the run

What will the manc sh#te do when they see you lining up another one? Oh dear, oh dear....

When the goals go in, we all go insane
Cos life will never be the same again
Take a bus ride round the city, a red like Stevie G
Rafa's lads just like the Shankly days

So here he is Morientes all the Kopites havin' fun
Look at the manc sh#te now, we've got 'em on the run...

[Ciggy]

Luv this one

Morientes

To we will rock you.

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"Mori you're the man that we all love playing, at Anfield you'll take on the world some day

You're finding space,

scoring with grace,

leaving defences with mud on their face - Sing it MORI MORI ENTES!


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[policy]

Hahaha. Excellent contributions. I take it that they are originals??