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[Red Red Tom]

Hi everyone, I know its my first day - but I wrote this article a while ago, and the people I've showed it to say its funny, and good fun, so I thought I'd share it with you.

Here goes:

Chelsea make a bid for the European Cup.

Chelsea have today launched a £60 million pound bid for the European Cup, which recently arrived at Anfield.  The Chelsea manager, Jose Mourinho has long been a keen admirer of the trophy, affectionately nick named big-ears by the fans, and has made no secret of his desire to bring the classy cup to Stamford Bridge.  “It would be an instant hit with the fans.” Mourinho said.  Unfortunetly for the London club Liverpool recently tied the European Cup down at Anfield for the foreseeable future.

Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard today said that he believed the European Cup would be happier at Stamford Bridge.  “We came close to signing Big Ears on two occasions in the last two years.  However Liverpool and Monaco pushed us out of the reckoning,” Lampard claimed.  “Steven Gerrard tells me that Big Ears is happy at Anfield, but we are confident that we can offer enough money to change that.”

Big Ears spent a brief and unhappy loan spell at Old Trafford six years ago, but left saying that he felt “alone and bored” when inside the Man Utd trophy room.  “I am happy to be home, and I do not intend to leave Liverpool for another club.” Stated the giant trophy.  When told of Mourinho’s advances for him, he simply said “I would not go to London, if you look at my career you can see I have never considered London, the European Cup belongs in Liverpool, and not at Chelsea.”  Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez says he will not sell his centerpiece trophy, and is confident that Big Ears will remain at Anfield.  “He is enjoying it here, and Chelsea must understand that money will not buy this cup – Big Ears is going to stay here.  I want to build a trophy cabinet around him.” Stated Liverpool’s Spanish Supremo.

Chelsea recently completed the 210 million pound transfer of the Premiership title from Arsenal, with Arsene Wenger conceding “we fought hard, but in the end we just couldn’t compete financially with Chelsea.”  It would appear however, that not even Roman Ambramovich has enough money to ensure the capture of the European Cup, and sources inside Anfield have said they would not sell at any price anyway.



I'd love some feedback if you had the patience to read it all!

Cheers, Tom

[Afroman]

Thats class 

[Ciggy]

nice one

[matrix]

i loved your post tom 

[GunGod]

   

[jonnymac1979]

Very good.

[skipper]

That's a good one, Tom.

[yckatbjywtbiastkamb]

thats like an article in the sunday people, only it would go on to say it makes sense for the cup to go to chelsea to further its career as we are hindering its development and in the longrun liverpool fans would come to accept its for the best.

[66-1120597113]

Nice one fella!!

[El Nino_#9]

thats a good one tom!

[drummerphil]

wonderful post mate,and welcome to the forum

[red37]

good laff tom!  and welcome.
any more posts like that and youll be straight in the first eleven   

btw dont forget to sign up for the prediction league mate.

[JC_81]

Good read, nice one mate

[Pablo_Escobar]

Great read mate      No money could by Big Ears from us

[Reinas No.1 Fan]

very realistic and probably how Roman sees things