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I've never been very succcessful at chatting up women on nights out , I always say the wrong thing like on stumbling across a crestfallen and dour looking woman once said "Hiya Hun, why are you looking so depressed, is it your weight "

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I always say the wrong thing like on stumbling across a crestfallen and dour looking woman once said "Hiya Hun, why are you looking so depressed, is it your weight "

[Dalglish]

Try staring at a womans breats and saying "Would you like a drink love ? And what are those two having "

[LFC #1]

asking for a slap in the face.

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I know lad, you know that "look" that women give you when they want sex ? No, me neither

[LFC #1]

lol, on fire!

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