by neil » Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:59 pm
"Yes, I'll have me a Cabana, Texan Bar and a packet of Pacers" says the middle aged guy clutching his hard earned fiver, " scuse me?" the shop assistant replies, "stoned buddy?, we've got Snickers and M&Ms", a look of disbelief "you mean Marathons and Treats?" and so it goes on. Whats happened with the Great British corner shop? Wheres our sweets gone?. Tell me, what do you miss.