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[Woollyback]

a big steaming brown Mr Whippy

[Roger Red Hat]

....with nuts on top

[lawrenson_sarah]

eeeeeee

[112-1077774096]

we have two bogs. one is a proper sit down cr@pper and the other is a squat hole in the floor (even though its tiled) for the locals. i always use the sit down one, im scared to squat in case i fall back into my poo

[andy_g]

first time i ever went to paris it was years ago as a poor student with about £30 worth of francs to last me the weekend. first thing i did when i got there was go and have a coffee in a cafe because i needed a dump, so i go in the bogs and its one of those squat ones. so i drop me keks, squat down and while i'm merrily dumping i see my money falling out of my pocket and disappearing down the hole. and no, i didn't do a trainspotting and dive in after it! spent the whole weekend skint as fuk and slept in a cardbaord box outside the station on the last night.

[Roger Red Hat]

first time i ever went to paris it was years ago as a poor student with about £30 worth of francs to last me the weekend. first thing i did when i got there was go and have a coffee in a cafe because i needed a dump, so i go in the bogs and its one of those squat ones. so i drop me keks, squat down and while i'm merrily dumping i see my money falling out of my pocket and disappearing down the hole. and no, i didn't do a trainspotting and dive in after it! spent the whole weekend skint as fuk and slept in a cardbaord box outside the station on the last night.

quality 

I saw 3 guys tip over one of those porta-loo's at a festival once. The guy eventully climbed out covered in sh!t, p!ss & that awful smelling cleaning fluid they fill it with. I never use them now, I'd sooner drop a kak behind a hedge and wipe me ar$e with a dock leaf.

[Woollyback]

first time i ever went to paris it was years ago as a poor student with about £30 worth of francs to last me the weekend. first thing i did when i got there was go and have a coffee in a cafe because i needed a dump, so i go in the bogs and its one of those squat ones. so i drop me keks, squat down and while i'm merrily dumping i see my money falling out of my pocket and disappearing down the hole. and no, i didn't do a trainspotting and dive in after it! spent the whole weekend skint as fuk and slept in a cardbaord box outside the station on the last night.

freaky!! 

first time I went to Paris I did EXACTLY the same, dropped a load of money down one of those b*stard bloody bogs

didn't sleep in a box though, slept on a bench at Montparnasse Station then in the doorway of Montparnasse tower when we got booted out of the station 

I wish I could regail you all with stories of pooing in the streets of Paris but the toilets at Montparnasse Station were commendably clean if I remember rightly

[hawkmoon269]

You lot talk the biggest load of !!!!   

[Woollyback]

it's true hawky! I only lost a few coins down the bog but was sleeping at the station cos we decided to stay another couple of days after our hostel booking ran out

[Roger Red Hat]

I've just been for a dump in the work toilets and it was a joy to behold.

Thought I'd share that. 

[84-1106852058]

....with nuts on top

a big steaming brown Mr Whippy 
MMMMMMMMM LOVELY

[JBG]

Man, I can't believe there's been no Roberts in this thread!

[Woollyback]

Hey John Barnes's Granny, you've re-invented yourself? 

[Pablo_Escobar]

At work, just goint to toilet to nuke it

Oh, am I gonna have fun, just feeling sorry for a person who'll walk in after me

[Dom1]

Man, I can't believe there's been no Roberts in this thread!

anno ye, he's 45 now and weighs 40 stone