Work toilets - Would you dump in em?

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Postby ckay » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:26 pm

A guy at our place got sacked after he was caught coming ( pardon the pun ) out of the bogs with a copy of Razzel and J18.

I don't think it was a porn issue, just that he'd been gone for an hour and a half.
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Postby Dom1 » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:31 pm

hahaaa :D  so it took him an hour and a half to jack off :laugh:

and wots with this Razzel thing, its a bit of a sh*t name for a fanny mag! it sounds more like a sweet!!
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Postby stmichael » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:34 pm

Dom1 wrote:hahaaa :D  so it took him an hour and a half to jack off :laugh:

that's a skill in itself. :cool:
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Postby Dom1 » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:34 pm

wot is, how long do you take?
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Postby stmichael » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:36 pm

Dom1 wrote:wot is, how long do you take?

being able to take that long ONLY when you're at work.

:D  :laugh:  :D  :laugh:
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Postby ckay » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:36 pm

I'd shoot myself if I finished that quickly!
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Postby Dom1 » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:39 pm

huh, have i missed sumthin here?? ???
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Postby zackboxer » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:44 pm

ckay wrote:A guy at our place got sacked after he was caught coming ( pardon the pun ) out of the bogs with a copy of Razzel and J18.

I don't think it was a porn issue, just that he'd been gone for an hour and a half.

That bloke deserved to get sacked he should have stuffed them down the back of kecks and if someone mentioned he'd been in the bogs for and hour and a half told them his guts were off and then taken the rest of the day off sick!!

A good toss and and a sickie, double bubble !!  :D  :laugh:
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Postby ckay » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:46 pm

he had a folder full, when he can back in the office he dropped the file and the mags spilled out onto the floor. I don't think I've ever laughed so much!!! :laugh:
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Postby stmichael » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:48 pm

ckay wrote:he had a folder full, when he can back in the office he dropped the file and the mags spilled out onto the floor. I don't think I've ever laughed so much!!! :laugh:

time for a sharp exit. time for a cool sharp harp! :D
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Postby zackboxer » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:51 pm

ckay wrote:he had a folder full, when he can back in the office he dropped the file and the mags spilled out onto the floor. I don't think I've ever laughed so much!!! :laugh:

Brilliant!! I'd have loved to see him trying to explain to his missus why he got sacked !!  :D  :laugh:
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Postby ckay » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:53 pm

zackboxer wrote:
ckay wrote:he had a folder full, when he can back in the office he dropped the file and the mags spilled out onto the floor. I don't think I've ever laughed so much!!! :laugh:

Brilliant!! I'd have loved to see him trying to explain to his missus why he got sacked !!  :D  :laugh:

she was probably on page 48 of readers wives :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Postby Dom1 » Fri Aug 13, 2004 4:02 pm

:D  :D  :laugh:  pg 48 the new page 3
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Mon Aug 16, 2004 1:07 pm

all this talk of dumping is making me wanna go for one. Im gonna bake it for an hour then release it into the wild when it's angry!  :angry:

Our work bogs are fantastic! We have a modern building and the bogs are green & white tiled with marble tops & gold taps.

The bog seats are wooden with the company logo branded into them - class!
Sex, drugs and sausage rolls!
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