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[Kharhaz]

Girl A looks like one of the robots of the film A.I. So thats a no.

Girl B looks like shes standing in a way that says if my legs dont give a message to stay away from love bucket then my arm does. It will cost a few pints to get her in the mood.

Girl C similar to girl B but her arms say one drink will do it but what drink is it ? pint or spirit?

So in answer to the question, any im bloody desperate !!

[stmichael]

Idea for a programme, ladyshapes with Alan Partridge. I look at the changing shape of ladies through the ages, from fat, chubby ladies of the Renaissance, to hard-faced Cromwellian sourpusses, right up to twentieth-century well-toned women like Sharon Davies and Jet from Gladiators.

[laza]

Well after some of posts in this thread, I found this article rather interesting

fat model

So would be turning this young lady down

[Big Niall]

She's fat as f*ck.

I wouldn't go for her even when drunk (and that's saying something).

Her face is nice enough but that big gut hanging out is gross.

[GYBS]

She looks very nice indeed and is not fat as f.uck - has a little bit of excess weight but wouldnt class her as fat or overweight - she is just normal.

[Judge]

girl A - give me head only

girl b - sit on my face, give head, sh@g

girl c - same as girl b, but a bit of greek

Holy fuc'k listen to that!

Fuc'k  sake Judge you'd screw a dog if you could get it to stand still long enough!

how did you come to to that assumption. i mean all the above are female and human - no mention of a dog !!

please do not tar me with the same brush as you, you pikey pervert 

[Big Niall]

She looks very nice indeed and is not fat as f.uck - has a little bit of excess weight but wouldnt class her as fat or overweight - she is just normal.

She has a big gut hanging out!

She is fat!

A woman with a gut like that should exercise and go on a healthy diet. No way I'd her.

[GYBS]

She looks very nice indeed and is not fat as f.uck - has a little bit of excess weight but wouldnt class her as fat or overweight - she is just normal.

She has a big gut hanging out!

She is fat!

A woman with a gut like that should exercise and go on a healthy diet. No way I'd her.

Thats not a big gut - its a little bit of a belly and i bet she exercises and eats healthy as well .

[Woollyback]

Well after some of posts in this thread, I found this article rather interesting

fat model

So would be turning this young lady down

that jelly belly gives me the heebejeebies 

curves are nice, flab isn't

[GYBS]

It doesnt help thaat it is being exageratted by the fact she is sitting down and no doubt  doing it on purpose to prove a point .

[GRAHAM01]

nothing wrong with that girl she is fine in my books, but i have to say the pic does looked doctored a bit??

or it could be that she has lost weight and that bit of tum is the extra skin which is the norm when someone loses a lot of weight

but like i said all good in my eyes very nice face and smile

[Roger Red Hat]

but does she give out on the first date?

[GRAHAM01]

but does she give out on the first date?

yes mate of course 

[Roger Red Hat]

thats alright then.

[Woollyback]

but does she give out on the first date?

course she would - she's a massive fat heifer, she'd have to take whatever she can get