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Postby Kharhaz » Wed May 09, 2007 9:35 pm

Johnny Depp, used to be a self harmer so may as well pleasure both of us eh?
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Postby 7_Kewell » Wed May 09, 2007 9:57 pm

i'd love to give Ant and Dec a kick in the goolies
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Postby thegreedo » Wed May 09, 2007 10:01 pm

Fergie, Neville, Jose and Stu obviously spring to mind obviously but as I have a 5 year old daughter any of the "Wonderpets" would do nicely. (anybody with young kid's will understand!)
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Thu May 10, 2007 2:19 am

7_Kewell wrote:i'd love to give Ant and Dec a lick of the goolies

Do you mind?

This is a family forum... :no

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Postby babu » Thu May 10, 2007 2:47 am

metalhead wrote:I'd punch myself

nah don't trouble yourself mate, i'd do it for you.  :D
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Postby red37 » Thu May 10, 2007 3:02 am

Anyone who doesn't like this stuff:


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Postby Effes » Thu May 10, 2007 3:13 am

Sandi Toksvig - and a good kicking when she was down!
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Postby Judge » Thu May 10, 2007 7:43 am

Effes wrote:Sandi Toksvig - and a good kicking when she was down!

as i live in sandi toksvig house and watch endless re-runs of ''call my bluff''

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Postby kunilson » Thu May 10, 2007 8:49 am

chrisiano ronaldo, drogba, lampard, g.neville, allardyce, jol(to see if his jaw can move)

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david coulthard(same reason as jol), tim lovejoy, the guy who invented the crazy frog ringtones, george bush, murd***, bill gates and kermit the frog.
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Postby jkop » Thu May 10, 2007 9:44 am

red37 wrote:Anyone who doesn't like this stuff:


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Thats me then  :sniffle




















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Postby Sabre » Thu May 10, 2007 9:48 am

I'd like to punch LeonMc. Bring him on, yeh, you softy. Show me what you're made of.














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Postby Mikz » Thu May 10, 2007 10:10 am

thegreedo wrote:Fergie, Neville, Jose and Stu obviously spring to mind obviously but as I have a 5 year old daughter any of the "Wonderpets" would do nicely. (anybody with young kid's will understand!)

:laugh: Linny..tuck and ming ming toooooo!!
The wonderpets save the world!! They put it on at 8.30 am , just as Im leaving to take my 4yr old to school, can be fun trying to get her out the door.

Id like to whack Neville too, stand Fergie behind him so his head flies back and hits him too -2 for the price of one!
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Postby clik » Thu May 10, 2007 10:24 am

gary neville i really hate the ugly vile little barsteward but i'd also like to hammer michael  brown because he is the dirtiest coward in prem and he's :censored:
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Postby bunglemark2 » Thu May 10, 2007 10:48 am

Any politician !! None in particular....
Methinks they all deserve a few slaps in the chops....
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Postby stmichael » Thu May 10, 2007 12:10 pm

Tourists who ask for directions

The person in front of me at the supermarket checkout who pays for one item with a credit card,

Bank tellers who go to lunch at lunch time

Men who wear baby's strapped to their chests

People in wheel chairs who insist on getting the bus

Bible bashers who knock on my door asking if I think Jesus is important .














Oh ,hold up ,I just realised the question was who would you love to punch ,not who did you love punching.   :D
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