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[RED BEERGOGGLES]

I had a heated conversation with a Jammy Dodger (biscuits can be so argumentative )  ,and Our kid had to stop me launching myself out of my bedroom window after a bush across the street had somehow mysteriously taken the form of Lemmy out of Motorhead (surreal eh ) but that's the power of the purple microdot   

[Ben Patrick]

Only a thread for dawson could descent into tails of being off ye barnet 

[woof woof !]

the purple microdot   

Now there's a phrase we don't hear as often as we used too.   

[dawson99]

My mate kncked otu a Mr Wimpy once who was giving out leflets outside the main shop... that was fun

Another mate couldnt tell where the sand stopped and the sea started.. that was scary

[supersub]

A door opens and out steps a 5 foot penguin and motions me inside  .

I know now it was a nun, but at the time I f'ucking sh'it myself !

What was the nun doing in a tuxedo

or was it really a brothel

[dawson99]

The worst I ever was was when I 'did a Homer'

We took something to stay quite active, and to even it out we took something to calm us down, then something else to get hyper... I ended up walking around the house convinced there were burglars... was a very funny freak out!

[woof woof !]

Acid in the kitchen.

Decided we wanted SQUARE pancakes

How did we achieve that ?

Easy

Bash the f'uck outta the frying pan till it's roughly square shaped   

btw Pancakes tasted great 

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

My mate kncked otu a Mr Wimpy once who was giving out leflets outside the main shop... that was fun

Another mate couldnt tell where the sand stopped and the sea started.. that was scary

I once kicked a Hedgehog mistaking it for a pair of rolled up  socks (Well it was dark ) 

[heimdall]

In that case heimdall can be mod for a day....

I have said it before and I'll say it again, I reckon we should have mod elections. Not necessarily to change the current mods, the majority of which do a good enough job imo, but I think it would be a bit of fun and could breath new life and direction into the forum.

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

One thing never to do when peaking on mushrooms is tell everyone in the room your going deaf ,cue the now pale faces desperate for a cotton bud 

[woof woof !]

A door opens and out steps a 5 foot penguin and motions me inside  .

I know now it was a nun, but at the time I f'ucking sh'it myself !

What was the nun doing in a tuxedo

or was it really a brothel

Spot the difference





OK, easy now, try it when you're tripped outta you're skull.

[heimdall]

damn this thread got weird the further I scrolled down the page.
I can remember getting completely bloody paranoid in Amsterdam on some super skunk once, very freaky, and really not a good place to get paranoid, I mean Amsterdam is weird even when sober!   

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

Spot the difference





OK, easy now, try it when you're tripped outta you're skull.

They have to be related its uncanny 

[woof woof !]

Yeah, if it wasn't for the steroids the penguin was on they could've been sisters. 

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

Which one of them took a vow of silence and which one spends all day on the ice just talking  penguin sh*te ?