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by **wrighty (not mark!)** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:03 pm

I used to be the highest ranking officer on a top-class submarine.........I got sacked for firing loadsa seamen

by **stmichael** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:06 pm

I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder. :laugh:

by **A.B.** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:06 pm

Ah ffs, it gets worse and worse

by **andy_g** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:07 pm

i was a window cleaner but had to give it up when i fell bottom first through one of the windows - it was a pane in the arse

by **A.B.** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:10 pm

by **andy_g** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:13 pm

i worked for a travel agent, but i was dyslexic and got sacked for sending people on a tour of the norfolk B roads.

by **Garymac** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:15 pm

I used to work in a chippy but i got sacked for battering the fish :blush:

by **andy_g** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:17 pm

Garymac wrote:I used to work in a chippy but i got sacked for battering the fish

i got sacked from the same place for frittering away the profits

by **ste123lfc** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:17 pm

I USED TO BE A TAP DANCER UNTIL I FELL IN THE SINK AND BROKE MY LEG :oops:

by **anfieldadorer** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:20 pm

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it

by **stmichael** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:23 pm

I went into my bank the other day and asked the cashier to check my balance. She pushed me over!

by **A.B.** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:23 pm

How long is this going to go on? I can't take it anymore :laugh:

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:25 pm

shower of b@stards, the lad said 'dont lie' in the heading and you have all ruined his thread

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:27 pm

i used to trawl the net and tell everyone i was a deep sea fisherman

by **A.B.** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:27 pm

How long were you a gynocologist Peewee?

Whats your occupation? - Dont lie!