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[ste123lfc]

I USED TO PLAY FOOTBALL UNTIL I MOVE FROM MAN CITY TO CHELSKI

[wrighty (not mark!)]

My crotchel region was used as a makeshift toaster but it kept popping up to early

[andy_g]

i had a go at being a chef but made a bit of a meal of it

[mighty mo]

it's still going

[112-1077774096]

i worked at quick fit, i had to put the brakes on and leave, i was tyred and exhausted

[andy_g]

i had an interview for a job as a field athlete but they told me to take a running jump

[wrighty (not mark!)]

I was a manager of a hair and beauty salon, but I got in a bit of spot of bother in hiring a former prostitute on the cheap. The problems began when the customer asked for a 'blow-dry'

[andy_g]

i was a snake charmers assistant. every time his female snake got dirty i adder viper

[The Red Baron]

I used to be a profesional gambler,until I backed a horse in the bookies and it got stuck in the door.

[stmichael]

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

[drummerphil]

I tried line dancing once but kept tripping over the pegs.

[IstanBuL-FenerBaHce]

Student at environmental engineering, also working as pollster for municipality..


edit: s.hit, i didnt noticed that series 

[drummerphil]

Student at environmental engineering, also working as pollster for municipality

p!ssing myself over that gag.............


oh it wasnt you say.................




only joking mate.

[Mikz]

I used to be a cashier ,but somehow i knew change was inevitable

[andy_g]