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[dawson99]

no! lakes looks like him, u look more like father dougal dude lol

[Number 9]

no! lakes looks like him, u look more like father dougal dude lol

[lakes10]

no! lakes looks like him, u look more like father dougal dude lol

pmsl, who needs friends when you got dawson

[Number 9]

no! lakes looks like him, u look more like father dougal dude lol

pmsl, who needs friends when you got dawson

[Woollyback]

i don't like your purple glasses

[NANNY RED]

POUT FECKING POUT there Barry .

An what have yeh got a vest on for i bet yeh its a thermal one an all

[Ciggy]

Where did you get them pictures from in the back ground Baz they would look boss in my house wana sell em to me? Or get me some. 

[Ciggy]

you're weird lol

   

[Kharhaz]

Well, looking at that photo, the bland walls, the piccys, the missus talking none stop, the other couple looking, well, happy the woman looking to get pished ASAP, and the lemon slices in barrys drink,  I can just imagine a thought bubble above Barrys head saying "Kill me now, Kill me now, Kill me now, Kill me now"

[bigmick]

Barry's got that look on his face which we all get when the Mrs is telling us a story . You get the old, "you'll never guess what happened at work today" and you think, "feck me here we go". Such stories invariably start with "You know Alison?". At this point it's best just saying "mmm" because if you don't you'll spend the next ten minutes being told that you do know her really, she's the one with the brown hair form the barbeque two years ago  .

We've all been there. The story is normally pointless too. Usually for some reason unknown to man, the begining of it normally coincides with the goals highlights from the Premiership on the news  . Gotta love em though eh 

[Effes]

[Bad Bob]

Barry's got that look on his face which we all get when the Mrs is telling us a story . You get the old, "you'll never guess what happened at work today" and you think, "feck me here we go". Such stories invariably start with "You know Alison?". At this point it's best just saying "mmm" because if you don't you'll spend the next ten minutes being told that you do know her really, she's the one with the brown hair form the barbeque two years ago  .

We've all been there. The story is normally pointless too. Usually for some reason unknown to man, the begining of it normally coincides with the goals highlights from the Premiership on the news  . Gotta love em though eh 

Almost as bad as the "I had this weird dream" conversation starter in the morning.  You're desperate to get up and take a p!ss and you can't see straight until you've had a coffee but, no, you've got to lie there for 10 minutes nodding along as every. little. detail. is meted out.  I've actually fallen back to sleep a couple of times when it's happened.  Not recommended. 

[bigmick]

Yep the "you'll never guess what happened in my dream last night, it was soooo wierd" one must be universal as well. Fecking does yer head in 

[Bad Bob]

Yep the "you'll never guess what happened in my dream last night, it was soooo wierd" one must be universal as well. Fecking does yer head in 

Invariably, you've done something stupid, disgusting or both in the dream, Mick, and they're still ticked off.  The telling you all about it is meant to gauge your reaction to "your" misdeeds.  Best just to mumble a "that's nice dear" and head for the toilet before the recounting gathers steam. 

[GRAHAM01]

it's even worse when they wake up and give you a dig in the ribs to wake you up so they can tell you what you did wrong in there dream

e.g. i had a dream you kiss that so and so from....... you just think oh sh*t i'm going to hear about his all fecking day now and i've done jack ( why couldn't i have had the dream about kissing so and so )