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[*_Ruthless_*]

Me outside the Bellagio in Vegas a couple of months ago ..


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[Judge]

You shouldn't worry what you look like , women go for men with a nice personality. At least thats what my mum told me   

thats true. the females initially, during their dumb years (majority of their life span) go for bad boys cause they seem to enjoy rollercoaster rides. then when they mature and grow up....they go for us.

The problem with that is, the bad boys give them herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea and brain damage from knocking them around, and the nice guys pick up the tab, putting up with the inevitable low confidence and promiscuity of these women when their self-esteem "needs boosting" - by shagging the very knuckle-dragging chimpanzee who damaged it in the first place.
This happens time and time again, and if you think long and hard about it, how many women put up with the disgusting behaviour of certain bad boys for "the thrill"? (Because being in a stable relationship with someone who respects you and actually has a job is so obviously boring... )
Women who go for bad boys - I have come to the unerring conclusion that every single one of them is dimmer than a 4 Watt lightbulb.

with lando being a 3 watt bulb, he gets lots of these women

[maypaxvobiscum]

You shouldn't worry what you look like , women go for men with a nice personality. At least thats what my mum told me   

thats true. the females initially, during their dumb years (majority of their life span) go for bad boys cause they seem to enjoy rollercoaster rides. then when they mature and grow up....they go for us.

The problem with that is, the bad boys give them herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea and brain damage from knocking them around, and the nice guys pick up the tab, putting up with the inevitable low confidence and promiscuity of these women when their self-esteem "needs boosting" - by shagging the very knuckle-dragging chimpanzee who damaged it in the first place.
This happens time and time again, and if you think long and hard about it, how many women put up with the disgusting behaviour of certain bad boys for "the thrill"? (Because being in a stable relationship with someone who respects you and actually has a job is so obviously boring... )
Women who go for bad boys - I have come to the unerring conclusion that every single one of them is dimmer than a 4 Watt lightbulb.

  yes i totally agree. and their excuses will be something like '' we are still young, its time to enjoy and not get so serious''

[Judge]

You shouldn't worry what you look like , women go for men with a nice personality. At least thats what my mum told me   

thats true. the females initially, during their dumb years (majority of their life span) go for bad boys cause they seem to enjoy rollercoaster rides. then when they mature and grow up....they go for us.

The problem with that is, the bad boys give them herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea and brain damage from knocking them around, and the nice guys pick up the tab, putting up with the inevitable low confidence and promiscuity of these women when their self-esteem "needs boosting" - by shagging the very knuckle-dragging chimpanzee who damaged it in the first place.
This happens time and time again, and if you think long and hard about it, how many women put up with the disgusting behaviour of certain bad boys for "the thrill"? (Because being in a stable relationship with someone who respects you and actually has a job is so obviously boring... )
Women who go for bad boys - I have come to the unerring conclusion that every single one of them is dimmer than a 4 Watt lightbulb.

  yes i totally agree. and their excuses will be something like '' we are still young, its time to enjoy and not get so serious''

see my previous post

but with maypax, he can only wish he gets any bird

[Lando_Griffin]

You shouldn't worry what you look like , women go for men with a nice personality. At least thats what my mum told me   

thats true. the females initially, during their dumb years (majority of their life span) go for bad boys cause they seem to enjoy rollercoaster rides. then when they mature and grow up....they go for us.

The problem with that is, the bad boys give them herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea and brain damage from knocking them around, and the nice guys pick up the tab, putting up with the inevitable low confidence and promiscuity of these women when their self-esteem "needs boosting" - by shagging the very knuckle-dragging chimpanzee who damaged it in the first place.
This happens time and time again, and if you think long and hard about it, how many women put up with the disgusting behaviour of certain bad boys for "the thrill"? (Because being in a stable relationship with someone who respects you and actually has a job is so obviously boring... )
Women who go for bad boys - I have come to the unerring conclusion that every single one of them is dimmer than a 4 Watt lightbulb.

with lando being a 3 watt bulb, he gets lots of these women

I'll have you know my IQ puts me in the top...



Bassard.

[Judge]

whats a bassard?

[maypaxvobiscum]

You shouldn't worry what you look like , women go for men with a nice personality. At least thats what my mum told me   

thats true. the females initially, during their dumb years (majority of their life span) go for bad boys cause they seem to enjoy rollercoaster rides. then when they mature and grow up....they go for us.

The problem with that is, the bad boys give them herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea and brain damage from knocking them around, and the nice guys pick up the tab, putting up with the inevitable low confidence and promiscuity of these women when their self-esteem "needs boosting" - by shagging the very knuckle-dragging chimpanzee who damaged it in the first place.
This happens time and time again, and if you think long and hard about it, how many women put up with the disgusting behaviour of certain bad boys for "the thrill"? (Because being in a stable relationship with someone who respects you and actually has a job is so obviously boring... )
Women who go for bad boys - I have come to the unerring conclusion that every single one of them is dimmer than a 4 Watt lightbulb.

  yes i totally agree. and their excuses will be something like '' we are still young, its time to enjoy and not get so serious''

see my previous post

but with maypax, he can only wish he gets any bird

rubbish! 
at least i get to go out as and when i want with the girls whom you find are hot 

[Judge]

6000 miles is a bit of an ask

[maypaxvobiscum]

excuses

[Judge]

its a 6000 mile excuse

[NANNY RED]

You shouldn't worry what you look like , women go for men with a nice personality. At least thats what my mum told me   

thats true. the females initially, during their dumb years (majority of their life span) go for bad boys cause they seem to enjoy rollercoaster rides. then when they mature and grow up....they go for us.

Well when you do grow up id like to see the bird you end up with.
Maxi the voice of experience here 

That lad Shakey is nice to  look at not to muscely just where they should be 

Tke note Maxi son when you grow up an become a man if you look after yourself properly just imagine you could look like that 

Im still laughin here when they grow up they go for us ha ha

[maypaxvobiscum]

You shouldn't worry what you look like , women go for men with a nice personality. At least thats what my mum told me   

thats true. the females initially, during their dumb years (majority of their life span) go for bad boys cause they seem to enjoy rollercoaster rides. then when they mature and grow up....they go for us.

Well when you do grow up id like to see the bird you end up with.
Maxi the voice of experience here 

That lad Shakey is nice to  look at not to muscely just where they should be 

Tke note Maxi son when you grow up an become a man if you look after yourself properly just imagine you could look like that 

Im still laughin here when they grow up they go for us ha ha

  you make me sound like a kid.

[Number 9]

You make you sound like a kid!
Still PMSL at you being afraid of the drunk guy.

[NANNY RED]

But Maxi lad you are a kid end of really in about 10 years you might progress to being a man

[shakey]

That lad Shakey is nice to  look at not to muscely just where they should be 

Tke note Maxi son when you grow up an become a man if you look after yourself properly just imagine you could look like that 

Im still laughin here when they grow up they go for us ha ha

Thank you Nanny