What would you call your autobiography?

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Postby Scottbot » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:53 am

'Coming down' :D
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Postby laza » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:45 am

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Postby anti-hero » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:48 am

:laugh:


"Who wants their fucking faces cut?"


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Anyways, my autobiographIES would be..


Anti-Hero, and the Stoned Philosopher.

followed by..

Anti-Hero, and chamber of used Victoria's Secrets underwear. :D

which precedes..

Anti-Hero, and the beautiful prisoner of Aka-zaban.. ..Island.

which was the book before

Anti-Hero, and the goblet with which he drank coke from while he read some 300 pages off a book that might have stolen a few ideas from Anti-Hero's own autobiography.

Which was the 4th installment in Anti-Hero's exciting life which came before the 5th installment telling of Anti-Hero's thrilling adventures which was called..

Anti-Hero, and the Order of the fiery chicken.



..which was the one of the best selling EVER books in the history of man, only to be eclisped by the following book.

Which was..

Anti-Hero, and the half-blooded, premenstrual prince. ..-ess.

..which was the No.1 bestseller in London, New York, Paris, Zimbabwe and in the foothills of the North Hungarian mountain range.

(whew.)

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"   'Ave you read my book ..  ..s? "  :D
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Postby Judge » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:26 am

anti-hero wrote:my autobiographIES would be..


Anti-Hero, and the philosophers bone (a gay tale)

followed by..

Anti-Hero, and how i smelt Victoria's Secrets underwear. :D

which precedes..

Anti-Hero, and the beautiful prisoner of Aka-zaban.. ..Island.

which was the book before

Anti-Hero the man who gobles all


Anti-Hero who fucked a fiery chicken

bad choice AH  :D
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:50 pm

nice to see the racist abuse deleted from this thread
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Postby The Red Baron » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:53 pm

Strange title Pee
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman.Stuff you pay good money for later in llife
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Postby AussieKopite » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:35 pm

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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:57 pm

The Red Baron wrote:Strange title Pee

during the night mate some t1t posted a racist comment, and then another t1t threatened to go round and cut his face, you know the script mate, i chastised them both and the posts including mine have been deleted, in all fairness both posters where not regulars, in fact its the first time i saw their names.

yeah thats a point, will my deleted post come off my total post count

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Postby anti-hero » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:07 pm

Judge wrote:Anti-Hero who fucked a fiery chicken.

THAT was a long night.


You know, if I didnt know that fucking a fiery chicken was hard, I wouldnt have done it.


But it was all worthwhile when I watched you have it for breakfast.





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Postby Bad Bob » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:44 pm

anti-hero wrote:Anti-Hero, and the half-blooded, premenstrual prince. ..-ess.

That's just wrong lad.  :no
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Postby anti-hero » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:48 am

Bad Bob wrote:
anti-hero wrote:Anti-Hero, and the half-blooded, premenstrual prince. ..-ess.

That's just wrong lad.  :no

Its a joke Bob lighten up!

:laugh:

I was referring to the youthful appearance of the actress from the movie, not some dirty joke.


Sorry if you were offended then.
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Postby Bad Bob » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:05 am

anti-hero wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
anti-hero wrote:Anti-Hero, and the half-blooded, premenstrual prince. ..-ess.

That's just wrong lad.  :no

Its a joke Bob lighten up!

:laugh:

I was referring to the youthful appearance of the actress from the movie, not some dirty joke.


Sorry if you were offended then.

Wasn't actually offended, mate...it was just creepin' a bit!  :D
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Postby anti-hero » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:11 am

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Postby Effes » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:14 am

Mr Wadow, the life - trials and tribulations.
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:19 am

I might call mine "Lando. A fat man's tale."

Or

"Life's a piece of sh*t when you look at it."

Or

"Caution - fat man"

Or

"One Lando Griffin, there's only one Lando Griffin!!!!!" :D

Or

"The Adventures of Lando Griffin and his horse, Motsie"

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