Liverpool FC Forum

[Kharhaz]

We are always reading about what men want from people who are either gay, a woman, or both !

In this thread all you blokes are welcome to put forward your views on what we want. Now not to leave the ladies out you females can create your own, What Women want thread. This thread is solely for what blokes want.

Ok heres what I want:

A blow job. It doesnt matter that we havent washed in weeks and have a block of edam hanging on to our foreskin it wouldnt kill ya to please us who are unfortunate enough to get off with a fridge would it?

Compliance. If we want a drink, a coffee, tea or whatever just say yes dear, here you go. Why do we have to suffer for the one little thing we cant be bothered to do? You do us a coffee you spend £100 on the kids for clothes ! its not fair !

Stupid Questions. If we roll in at 4 in the morning why ask what time did we get in? you know were gonna lie and knock a day of our actual time so why not ask "are you hungry dear?" instead?

[LFC2007]

I want Liverpool to beat Besiktas tonight.

[babu]

here's a little tip kharhaz, improve your personal hygeine and you may get all of the above.

if you can't do that, then consider investing in one of these

[The Manhattan Project]

here's a little tip kharhaz, improve your personal hygeine and you may get all of the above.

if you can't do that, then consider investing in one of these

Why are you posting pictures of my sister?

[babu]

[Kharhaz]

here's a little tip kharhaz, improve your personal hygeine and you may get all of the above.

if you can't do that, then consider investing in one of these

Tried it she still bitched about the washing up !

[112-1077774096]

i had an inflatable woman, she kept going down on me   


i had a blow up doll, i took it back the shop and said "this dolls got a dick"

he said "it's inside out you daft b*stard"

[Judge]

i had an inflatable woman, she kept going down on me   


i had a blow up doll, i took it back the shop and said "this dolls got a dick"

he said "it's inside out you daft b*stard"

that was after peewee sat on it 

[Dundalk]

Boobies

[112-1077774096]

Tads   

[dawson99]

blokes want a woman who will come round, satify them, then feck off. simple as.

we dont need you to clean, cook, tidy or whatever, we like how our stuff is. we dont want commitment, we dont wanna hold hands or go to dinner. we dont want u to share interests. just sort us then go.

(happy mode today)

[Judge]

blokes want a woman who will come round, satify them, then feck off. simple as.

we dont need you to clean, cook, tidy or whatever, we like how our stuff is. we dont want commitment, we dont wanna hold hands or go to dinner. we dont want u to share interests. just sort us then go.

(happy mode today)

this is dawsons attempt to land a girlfriend

[dawson99]

im a true romantic judge

[Lando_Griffin]

Decisiveness. A quality severely lacking in a sizable minority of women.

Man: "What do you want for your Birthday, dear?"

Woman: "I don't know."

M: "Where shall we go tonight, dear?"

W: "I don't know."

M: "What shall we have to eat, dear?"

W: "I don't know."

M: "How would you like to die, bitch?"

W: "I don't know."

Endless...

[Sabre]

Well blowjobs aren't a thing of real men, as gay also seem to like them, in the WCs I can see lots of puffs putting their telephone number so that they clean you the sabre (local terminology for blowjob).

So, what a does a real man like?

Hmmm, I'd say football, but then when I look left and right in a stadium I see more and more girls .

Hmmm, maybe I agree Lando, decisiveness is important for us, or at least for me, I can't stand the kind of women that make a drama out of every decission such as what dress to use. I can stand the women that go to the hairdresser, pay 90€ and are depressed 2 weeks because they don't like the result.

Hmmm, what else? the stupid questions of Karhaz is one point I agree. They are not stupid questions, they are real traps to start discussions. There are some questions that no matter what you answer there's a discussion, I hate this kind of "stupid" or "trap" questions.