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[Pablo_Escobar]

What's the sign for You that You had too much booze last night

Mine (taken from my personal experience):

1. Waking up next day after CL final (Juve : Milan) not knowing who won
2. Waking up at the outskirts of town, vaguely remembering that not knowing exactly where You are, You decided to crash in the open (and it wasn't summer)
3. Waking up not in Your bed, next to the girl which yesterday seemed a lot more attractive

What's yours

[woof woof !]

Usually when my reindeer threaten to leave without me  .

[Garymac]

Lmao @ woof, thats quality

Sign of to much ale? Waking up in a bus stop in liverpool city center, waking up alseep on the floor outside the adelphi, begging fat girls to sleep with me no matter how embarrasing it got, throwing up next to my bed and not cleaning it up for 2 days, waking up and having voice messages on me mobile which id left to my self from my house phone the night before asking where i was and was i alright, pouring a bootle of water over my head then asking my mate 15 minutes later why i was wet (which i only did this saturday!).

There just a few of my stories and as you can see im a bit of a tw*t when im p!ssed!

I could go on, trying to rob a goal off the field by ares and sticking it in front of me mates house, eating mud, putting my hand on a barbeque, weeing the bed, waking up on a beach in magaluf at 7 in the morning and phoning me mates mum and my mum (back in liverpool) to see if they could tell me where i was.

Seriously im a tw*t!

[Woollyback]

Usually when my reindeer threaten to leave without me  .

     

[Woollyback]

my best was being out all night and falling asleep on the bus home in the morning, woke up at the bus terminal in garston with the driver telling me to get off, i started arguing with him about how he'd dumped me there deliberately and that i had a return ticket until i realised i was sleep-talking complete and utter bollox   hungover in garston at 7am on a wet sunday morning is not a good place to be

[jonnymac1979]

I've just got in now from a session that I've been on all day.  I'm staggeringly drunk.

Gary, fat birds have a place in the world.  Ask our Dave, he'll tell you.  In fact, best not ask him.  I'm trying to keep it quiet.

[neil]

got the train at hunts cross one day heading to aigburth, fell asleep and awoke in aintree. Feckin delighted.

[jonnymac1979]

How'd you wake up in Aintree?  Different lines?

[neil]

I was obviously sharp as a tack that day. must of sleepwalked through central station during the journey.

[neil]

better say sandhills before the continuity police jump in.

[jonnymac1979]

Easily done. 

It happened to me at New Year, 31st December 1998 going into 1999.  Got on the fucking Southport train didn't I, cause I was pissed?  Of all the days, I was going to Yates' in Bootle that night with a lady who I had plans with, and I got the wrong fucking train!!!  Caused no end of trouble, a kebab was involved in this story which I will divulge no further information about.

[Woollyback]

a kebab was involved in this story which I will divulge no further information about.

yours or hers?

[jonnymac1979]

Mine.

[jonnymac1979]

Hers was good though!!!

   

Someone report this post to the mods!!!!!!

[neil]

careful with the chilli sauce