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[Number 9]

:laugh:  cant argue there if I'm honest but I assure you I do NOT fit in to that norm

Yeah ya do,smelly pot noodle eating fu,cker!!  

Little scenario for you .


Smelly student " Can i have a return "?

Me " Where too "?

Smelly student " Err yer know , that way " . Smelly student is now pointing down the track .

Me  " No , what station "

Smelly student now turns round and has a conflab with his /her smelly mates.

Smelly student " Central stati... no moorfiel.... no central . "

Me " well which is it mate , central or moorfields"

Smelly stident " Central , yeh central "

I push the button and go to give him his ticket .

Me " £2.50  lash "

Smelly student " oh and i've got a student railcard " ,he he/she usually follows this with a stupid smile .

Meanwhile the queue is out the door and up the street .

Me "Give me them tickets back , i'll have to give you knew ones"

I push the button and issue him/her with there discounted tickets.

Me "£1.25 lash "

Smelly student " oh can i pay on my card " another stupid smile .
I'm looking like alex ferguson now when he doesn't get a penno .

Me " you havent got £1.25 on you "

Smelly student " err no ,i havent been the cash machine " .

Me "give me those friggin tickets back , i'll have to give you new ones again "

I push the button and say "put yer card in mate "

Me " that beeping sound means ,you can put your PIN in "

Smelly student " oh right yeh "

Me " Your card hasn't been authorised , now feck off . NEXT "

Id have the fuc'king tw@t slapped by about line 4 of that!!

See each to his own job and all that!!

[NANNY RED]

I hate posers..people that think they are so gorgeous that if they did'nt exist the world would not spin!

Bad breath..general bad hygene(no excuses,soap is cheap)

People that pretend to be something they are not(for example posh)

Ball lickers

Fake people

Me an all Everyone of them you said

[GOAT]

Students .

People who never say please or thankyou .

People who say , what time is the next train . When the staion is bursting with timetables.

People who say Return . Yes where too the outer friggin hebredies.

Scalls who stand there with there hands down the kecks ,gobbing everywhere .

And finally  STUDENTS.

Whats wrong with students, apart from one guy you saw at a train station like

[peterc1992]

Students .

why is tht u ignorant

[woof woof !]

Anyone with a foreign accent asking for directions to the social security offices.

[NANNY RED]

Anyone with a foreign accent asking for directions to the social security offices.

  that happend to me years ago an i sent them the bizzy station

[Number 9]

Students .

why is tht u ignorant

Cause they use fuc'king text speak as well!!

Students are tw@ts because:

They are usually rich country boys that have spent more time on their mummys breast than the usual city dweller!
Quite a lot of them are called Derek or Richard.So basically an adolescent becomes parted from the mothers rearing and comes to town,thinks he can command armies and conquer worlds.He is wrong.
So Dick begins his venture into the real world,no cow sh,it in sight..the only sh'it we have in the city is sh'it ya smoke!Dick,indulges..Dic'k acts the tw@t,his mates laugh and Dic'k thinks its cool to be off the wall and "do things"..Next day Di'ck gets a traffic cone,puts it on some little pensioners roof and thinks its clever...he goes back to the digs and tells Jonny Boy,Jiles and some other tw@t sitting in the corner what he done...THEN
They get drunk again and see the traffic cone that Di'ck put on the roof as some sort of souveneir..it has become legend!

They must get it....then they go for a sleep!
Wake up at 11 the next day scratch the balls have a pot noodle and head down the offie!
After a few beers they begin talking about the traffic cone again..Jiles reminds his peers that this a special cone..and they need it!
Unfortunately the peers agree.
So cloaked in nothing but what their mums washed and sent to the big smoke on friday,Di'ck,Jives and two other tw@ts set foot,with one thing in mind...TO GET THAT CONE!

They reach their destination,its a cute little Bungalow,flowers outside and all that!Inside Harry is sleeping,dreaming of his days in the Merchant Navy and little Joan is sitting in her upright chair,knowing she should really knit that jumper for Sues baby that was born 4 weeks ago,thinking Sue will be thinking that she is a no jumper knitting fecker...when in fact Sue forgot she exists and would'nt put the wooly jumper on the baby anyway!


Meanwhile,something is happening......
Joan says wake up Harry(not that Harry is any use,his hips fuc'ked)
Theres someone on the roof Harry..Oh nonsense love,you've nodded off..Been dreaming again!
Please Harry there is..Harry looks out the window and sees a traffic cone bounce down his little driveway..but he cant get up that quick,he knows there is something wrong but he cant protect the woman he has loved for 46 years.

Phone the police love they are on the roof..burglars on the roof!

Hello 999 emergency..whats you emergency?

There are people on our roof..really??(some student on the other end)
Yes really I fear they are gonna rob us,can you send a car round please?
Address please sir?.... 451 Mount Pleasant Avenue....Ok sir a car will be there shortly!

They wait..No cops..they look out the window and see 3 guys playing football with a traffic cone..but they still hear footprints on their roof..are they a decoy..should we watch them and is he gonna come into our house and rob us..where are the police?
Too late..Harrys heart gave up and he died,all worrying about not protecting his wife..all for a traffic cone!

STUDENTS ARE [email]TW@TS..[/email]

FACT!!

[NANNY RED]

My kids were students you an im not posh, i thought i was gonna get rid of them when they went to univercity but they went to one by ours an fecking still stayed here an drove me up the wall, lol

[Sabre]

I hate posh people, but I hate more the people who are not wealthy and they pretend they are.

I hate the people whose first value of life is his nation (I hate extreme spanish and basque nationalisms)

I hate people who enters a crowded bar and use the elbows to get to the bar, but when you shove him back they get angry.

[Dundalk]

:laugh:  cant argue there if I'm honest but I assure you I do NOT fit in to that norm

Yeah ya do,smelly pot noodle eating fu,cker!!  

Little scenario for you .


Smelly student " Can i have a return "?

Me " Where too "?

Smelly student " Err yer know , that way " . Smelly student is now pointing down the track .

Me  " No , what station "

Smelly student now turns round and has a conflab with his /her smelly mates.

Smelly student " Central stati... no moorfiel.... no central . "

Me " well which is it mate , central or moorfields"

Smelly stident " Central , yeh central "

I push the button and go to give him his ticket .

Me " £2.50  lash "

Smelly student " oh and i've got a student railcard " ,he he/she usually follows this with a stupid smile .

Meanwhile the queue is out the door and up the street .

Me "Give me them tickets back , i'll have to give you knew ones"

I push the button and issue him/her with there discounted tickets.

Me "£1.25 lash "

Smelly student " oh can i pay on my card " another stupid smile .
I'm looking like alex ferguson now when he doesn't get a penno .

Me " you havent got £1.25 on you "

Smelly student " err no ,i havent been the cash machine " .

Me "give me those friggin tickets back , i'll have to give you new ones again "

I push the button and say "put yer card in mate "

Me " that beeping sound means ,you can put your PIN in "

Smelly student " oh right yeh "

Me " Your card hasn't been authorised , now feck off . NEXT "

God that would do mu head ib

[Greavesie]

Anyone with a foreign accent asking for directions to the social security offices.

  that happend to me years ago an i sent them the bizzy station

 

[Kharhaz]

Spongers. You know the types. "Alright mate, how ya doing? Giz a fag". The ones you only hear from when they want something.

[redhayesy]

when i was young free & single the one thing that instantly turned me off -was a women who didn't feck on first dates!

[mistyred]

I hate feckin ponces.

I hate do gooders.

I hate somebody who's a know it all.

I feckin hate pansy ar'se mummy's boy's feckin poofs.

I hate blokes that think their better looking than women.

I hate slobs.

I hate Posh tw@ts.

I hate moaning old b'astards.

I hate Rascists.

I hate feckin Hemroids.

[bigmick]

I hate c...s

They come in all shapes and sizes.

BTW, why do students always sit on the floor? Or over here, if they go in KFC they sit in the kiddies plastic chairs. Why? Because they're c...s

Life's quite simple when you distill it down.