Liverpool FC Forum

[dawson99]

ok people, meaning of life time:
here we go:

No. 9 - Life is sexually transmitted.
No. 8 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

No. 7 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

No. 6 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

No. 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

No. 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

No. 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred quid and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence?

No. 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE No. 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in the UK but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

[Judge]

ok people, meaning of life time:
here we go:

No. 9 - Life is sexually transmitted.
No. 8 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

No. 7 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

No. 6 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

No. 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

No. 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

No. 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred quid and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence?

No. 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE No. 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in the UK but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

  that is true dawson 

[laza]

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women

[Big Niall]

i didn't know if bono is that menace

Oh well, from his quotes, he single handedly brought peace to Northern Ireland, will save Africa, and knows what the irish tax payers (as an "artist" he paid no income tax on his huge royalties) should do with their money and how we should giver our after tax money to various causes (while he holds onto his hundreds of millions)

If I ever need a good dose of pretension, I'll give him a call.

[JBG]

Bono is one of the most arrogant and pretentious men on the planet, but also a fool.

He is a fool because this is the same chap that got up in front of a French crowd at one of his concerts and informed the crowd that their President, Jacques Chirac, was a "wan.ker" for his decision to restart nuclear testing in the South Pacific. Yet, this very same guy has openly been seen at press events with George W. Bush and Tony Blair, and even spoke at last year's Labour AGM, if memory serves.

Whatever your politics are, anybody can see the contradiction in vilifying Jacques Chirac yet, while not actively and loudly supporting George W. Bush, is in some sort of cahoots with him.

More fool Bono, as Blair in particular has used him as a blatent PR exercise in an attempt to make "Tone" and New Labour look cool.

[Woollyback]

dawsonion - you are a true genius mate


as for my take on the meaning of life: live fast, die young, and don't tuck your shirt in yer underpants