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[Ace Ventura]

I was thinking to myself before, if you could change your name to the name of a country what would you change it to ?
I would go for the republic of ireland me, i think that would be a marvellous name.
I have opted for countries close to home to me in the poll, but feel free to select others but if you do say why ?
Once you have selected a country it would be cool to say why you went for it.
I mean Brazil at first i thought seemed cool, then i thought of Alan Brazil and he is a pure biff.

Lets see how this one goes.

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[Bad Bob]

Henceforth, I wish to be known as Burkina Faso for reasons which should be obvious. 

[Ace Ventura]

Henceforth, I wish to be known as Burkina Faso for reasons which should be obvious. 

Boss name that bob, i think you should change your name officialy.
Ace ventura feels kinda lame next to burkina faso 

[dawson99]

I wanna be called Paul Poland

[Bad Bob]

Henceforth, I wish to be known as Burkina Faso for reasons which should be obvious. 

Boss name that bob, i think you should change your name officialy.
Ace ventura feels kinda lame next to burkina faso 

I used to go by Upper Volta for a while but it was a little too, "John Smith" you know?  So, I made the change to Burkina Faso and really haven't looked back.    So that's me sorted, but for those looking for a new name with a bit of mystique, a bit of elan, a bit of je ne sais quoi, I would strongly recommend Cote d'Ivoire.  You'll never leave the club alone with a handle like that. 

[Ace Ventura]

Henceforth, I wish to be known as Burkina Faso for reasons which should be obvious. 

Boss name that bob, i think you should change your name officialy.
Ace ventura feels kinda lame next to burkina faso 

I used to go by Upper Volta for a while but it was a little too, "John Smith" you know?  So, I made the change to Burkina Faso and really haven't looked back.    So that's me sorted, but for those looking for a new name with a bit of mystique, a bit of elan, a bit of je ne sais quoi, I would strongly recommend Cote d'Ivoire.  You'll never leave the club alone with a handle like that. 

I dont even know how to pronounce that, i'd get it all wrong and might not leave the club alone.....but it would more than likely be with a hefty one 

[andy_g]

el salvador gabon has a certain ring to it if i'm allowed to change both names.

[Sabre]

I like my name and the most similar thing would be Iran. At least in Spanish

[JoeTerp]

Clearly the best geo-political names are U.S. Cities: There was Dallas, from Phoenix; Cleveland - he was from Detroit; and Tex... well, I don't remember where Tex come from

[JoeTerp]

If we have to pick foreign countries, could fancy a bird named Georgia Jordan.  I knew a girl in college named Georgia and she was smoking hot, and then I sort of knew a girl named Jordan and she was model hot, might have to even post some picks later, she was crazy hot.

[Bammo]

I've just ordered some business cards with my snappy new name on it:

Mr Democratic Republic of the Congo

It's a sure fire winner with the ladies

[Bad Bob]

Henceforth, I wish to be known as Burkina Faso for reasons which should be obvious. 

Boss name that bob, i think you should change your name officialy.
Ace ventura feels kinda lame next to burkina faso 

I used to go by Upper Volta for a while but it was a little too, "John Smith" you know?  So, I made the change to Burkina Faso and really haven't looked back.    So that's me sorted, but for those looking for a new name with a bit of mystique, a bit of elan, a bit of je ne sais quoi, I would strongly recommend Cote d'Ivoire.  You'll never leave the club alone with a handle like that. 

I dont even know how to pronounce that, i'd get it all wrong and might not leave the club alone.....but it would more than likely be with a hefty one 

Elocution lesson the first:

Cote: as in 'I'll get my...'

d'Ivoire: as in deev-waaar

Just flash the grin and introduce yourself thusly and there'll be no need to settle for a fatty. 


Another sonorous name would be Myanmar, provided, of course, that the lovely bit of totty you're chatting up is ignorant of current affairs and international human rights abuses. 

[Number 9]

Im would like to be known as:

Barry Serbia...ya'll can call me BS for short!

[Ben Patrick]

If we have to pick foreign countries, could fancy a bird named Georgia Jordan.  I knew a girl in college named Georgia and she was smoking hot, and then I sort of knew a girl named Jordan and she was model hot, might have to even post some picks later, she was crazy hot.

we're all waiting for these pics Joe 

[laza]

then I sort of knew a girl named Jordan and she was model hot, might have to even post some picks later, she was crazy hot.

God I hope your not talking about Katie Price 

I like to be known as Chad and Judge can be the Virgin Islands