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Postby adamnbarrett » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:14 pm

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jonnymac1979 wrote:She's nearly twice your age though.  She'd eat you alive!!!!!

Jonnymac.. I dont get this.


Is she twice his AGE or twice his SIZE?  ???

Cause I think that that "eat you alive" part agrees better with size rather than age dont you think?  :D

If twice his size then he'd go for it. He does like the chunky chicks  :D
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:20 pm

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jonnymac1979 wrote:She's nearly twice your age though.  She'd eat you alive!!!!!

Jonnymac.. I dont get this.


Is she twice his AGE or twice his SIZE?  ???

Cause I think that that "eat you alive" part agrees better with size rather than age dont you think?  :D

No mate, she was a petite little thing.  Not fat at all, even though I've done a few in my time as low standards means you don't discriminate when it comes to looks!!!

"Eat him alive" is a phrase which means he won't know what's hit him.  She's early thirties, he wouldn't know what to do!!!!

Only messing Smeg, I hope you get your end away one of these days!!!!!  Put the effort in, the rewards are obvious!!!

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Postby anti-hero » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:23 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:No mate, she was a petite little thing.

Oh well..

I guess it wont work out for Smeg then. :D
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:24 pm

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Postby 48-1119859832 » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:26 pm

adamnbarrett wrote:
anti-hero wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:She's nearly twice your age though.  She'd eat you alive!!!!!

Jonnymac.. I dont get this.


Is she twice his AGE or twice his SIZE?  ???

Cause I think that that "eat you alive" part agrees better with size rather than age dont you think?  :D

If twice his size then he'd go for it. He does like the chunky chicks  :D


Chunky Chicks.  :laugh:
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Postby 48-1119859832 » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:28 pm

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peewee wrote:thats nothing, i have been in a club in bangkok with 90 men and 60% of them had vaginas      :D

Yeah, I've saw them ladyboys in Thailand!!!!

My brother is going back in November Pee, I didn't have the cash together when the lads booked it though so I'm not going.

Me and the lads are off to Australia next year though.  Hopefully we can stop off at Bangkok before we get the connecting flight.  I'm deffo going back there at some point!!!

Johnny, you sound very excited about these lady boys.  :D
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:53 pm

Haha, no mate, those ladyboys aren't my thing.  You have to see them to understand though.  Thailand is like a completely different experience to anything you will have seen before if you haven't been there.

You look at them and they've had the plastic surgery to get their bodies to look like women, except they get the hips shaped and their tats done, and they wear next to nothing as they are all "For Hire" shall we say out there and there are people that will pay them for sex.  They do look like women though, no shit.  The doctors do a good job on them!!!!  On one occasion out there, me and my lads were talking to one for over an hour who worked as a barmaid in this boozer we were in before we were told that it was in fact a man.  As Alan Partridge said, your mind plays tricks.

You do find yourself looking at them, and then you scream to yourself on the inside as you realise you have just checked out a man!!!!!!

A couple of ladyboys were walking after me and the lads in Pattaya one night and I turned around to make sure they weren't going to try and mug us or punch us (they are still essentially men after all, they might have been prize boxers once!!!!) and I walked into this electrical power box at shin level and nearly broke both legs and I fell over.  Some dickhead flicked a ciggy at me while I was on the floor as well!!!  Was embarassing but at least the ladyboys pissed off elsewhere.  They're quite harmless actually, but you will be surprised when you first see them.  After that, you get used to them.

Thailand is a mad place mate, you should try and get out there.

This is a ladyboy below.  I'm not joking.  That's a man.  I took that photograph in Walking Street, Pattaya, Thailand.

When he/she walked past with that fella, me and the lads couldn't believe it, but each to their own I suppose.  It probably turned that fella on.  Whatever floats your boat.

After Smeg sees that photo, he'll be on the blower to the travel agents booking the flights first chance he gets!!!!!! :D :laugh:

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Postby 48-1119859832 » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:10 pm

That's a ladyboy, bloody hell, I'll be in the s.hit if I get beer goggles out there.  :laugh:

I've been to Singapore, quite a few years ago, I will one day go to Thailand.
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:11 pm

Beer goggles should be against the law out there mate!!! :laugh: :laugh:
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Postby Kash_Mountain » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:18 pm

Oasis wrote:Go for it Smeg.  :;):

But just make sure she doesn't block daylight  :D  otherwise the worlds Eco system could be in for a terrible time.   :D
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Postby 48-1119859832 » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:23 pm

Kash_Mountain wrote:
Oasis wrote:Go for it Smeg.  :;):

But just make sure she doesn't block daylight  :D  other wise the worlds Eco system could have damaging effects.   :D

:laugh:

Smeg is enjoying the life of being a young lad, with no standards, rather large women do come into play. I've had a few one night stands in my earlier days with some fat girls, it's the beer goggles.  :D
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Postby 48-1119859832 » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:24 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:Beer goggles should be against the law out there mate!!! :laugh: :laugh:

:D
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Postby Kash_Mountain » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:31 pm

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Oasis wrote:Go for it Smeg.  :;):

But just make sure she doesn't block daylight  :D  other wise the worlds Eco system could have damaging effects.   :D

:laugh:

Smeg is enjoying the life of being a young lad, with no standards, rather large women do come into play.  :D

When he's old he won't need a Zimmer frame to help him walk as there'll be plenty of chunky and plumpy bits to hold onto  :D
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Postby drummerphil » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:33 pm

Bangkok / Phuket I booked,i packed,chickened out and went to Cyprus in 1995.I decided i needed to get away on my own after a divorce and changed my mind 48 hours before flying and went to Ayia Napa instead.Drugs/ ladyboys etc ended up putting me off.Considering some of the places and things i've seen i'm surprised at myself now i never went.
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Postby 48-1119859832 » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:34 pm

He'll have terrible back problems in later life though.  :D
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