by Ciggy » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:28 am
LMFAO at Lando, heres a song he wrote on there, they want a new xmas song
Here's a good Christmas song - to the tune of "Rudolph the red nosed reigndeer".
Gollum the w*nk manager,
Had a very useless team,
And if you ever saw him,
He would no doubt make you scream,
All of his sh*tty players,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let thick Gollum,
Join in all their homo games.
Then one steamy showerday , Gollum came to say:
"Big Dunc with your bum in sight, come to bed with me tonight.",
Then all the players loved him,
And they shouted out with glee:
"Gollum you nailed Big Duncan,
Won't you come and ar*e-sh*g me!?!"
I reckon thats a Christmas best-seller - what about you?
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.
Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011
REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.