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[Roger Red Hat]

she was a good lass, miss her

[Roger Red Hat]

anyone ever had the situation where your banging a bird away and the front door opens and its her husband come home early. Now, do ya face whats coming to ya or climb out the window and leg it down the road?

[Sabre]

anyone ever had the situation where your banging a bird away and the front door opens and its her husband come home early. Now, do ya face whats coming to ya or climb out the window and leg it down the road?

I haven't been in the situation. My answer would be adaptable depending on circunstances. If a Leonmc-ish guy appeared, then go naked through the window. If he was not big guy, then I might do the diplomatic approach.

[Judge]

lol not quite, it was a budwiser size longneck though, and she put it in thick end first!!

needless to say leej thought better of having a go, the beer bottle was the clear winner 

proverb for leej - never put a tack where a nail has been

[Roger Red Hat]

lol not quite, it was a budwiser size longneck though, and she put it in thick end first!!

needless to say leej thought better of having a go, the beer bottle was the clear winner 

proverb for leej - never put a tack where a nail has been

Proverb for Judge...

fk off ya cabbage. 

[Roger Red Hat]

Reason I ask is, I was once in this situation. I'd been happily knocking the back out of this lass when her front door opened. I lept off and she says 'sh!t, it's me husband, he's home early!!'

Now I looked at the window, then at the door, then back at the window...

...I'd managed to get me jeans on and me adidas samba's on me feet when in he walked. He was about the same build as me. I spouted out "Look mate, im really sorry. She didnt tell me she was married and I had no idea" and he was as nice as pie, he just said really calmly "It's not your fault mate, it's mine for trusting this fking slapper. Get ya stuff and fk off, i'll sort this out."

So I left.

i thought i was in for a slap.

[PhiLFC]

... he just said really calmly "It's not your fault mate, it's mine for trusting this fking slapper. Get ya stuff and fk off, i'll sort this out."

So I left.

i thought i was in for a slap.

  ...so I left... aaaaaargh ha ha ha ha fucking ace

[Roger Red Hat]

I mean, how would you react if you'd come home to find some guy boning ya bird/missus?

If she hasn't told the guy she's married then really the bloke aint doing owt wrong, she's at fault.

[Sabre]

I mean, how would you react if you'd come home to find some guy boning ya bird/missus?

If she hasn't told the guy she's married then really the bloke aint doing owt wrong, she's at fault.

Yeh, but not every guy around will see things like the bloke you met.

Unfortunately.

[Roger Red Hat]

true, natural reaction to lash out i s'pose.

Here's another serious question:

Ever farted so hard you popped your back out?

[Judge]

I mean, how would you react if you'd come home to find some guy boning ya bird/missus?

If she hasn't told the guy she's married then really the bloke aint doing owt wrong, she's at fault.

i'd probably shoot you with my twelve bore, then slit her throat, and watch you both die. Then bury you both under my patio

[Sabre]

I mean, how would you react if you'd come home to find some guy boning ya bird/missus?

If she hasn't told the guy she's married then really the bloke aint doing owt wrong, she's at fault.

i'd probably shoot you with my twelve bore, then slit her throat, and watch you both die. Then bury you both under my patio

Too much blood to clean afterwards. My choice would be giving them 10 minutes to finnish, and another 40 mins so that she packs her things and leaves house.

As for the fart. No, but I did try 

[Judge]

I mean, how would you react if you'd come home to find some guy boning ya bird/missus?

If she hasn't told the guy she's married then really the bloke aint doing owt wrong, she's at fault.

i'd probably shoot you with my twelve bore, then slit her throat, and watch you both die. Then bury you both under my patio

Too much blood to clean afterwards. My choice would be giving them 10 minutes to finnish, and another 40 mins so that she packs her things and leaves house.

As for the fart. No, but I did try 

too much blood ?? i would use self cauterising shells in the gun, and a surgical hot knife to cut the throat - problem solved - no blood at all, well not much anyway......wuhahahahahahaha





or tie them up, poor fuel over them both while he still stuck inside, and burn both of them, while shouting ''so you think she's hot stuff''




muhahahahahaha

[Roger Red Hat]

or join in as a 3 some. she'd hardly refuse cos if she does, tell her to fk off. then invite her sister around too

[Judge]

definition of rodeo sex

while riding your missus, tell her youve been tupping her sister and see how long you can stay on