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Postby supersub » Mon May 16, 2005 3:16 pm

I'll have a Babycham....and give me 2 glazed cherries!
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Postby 84-1106852058 » Mon May 16, 2005 3:19 pm

If your giving him cherries Iwant some too.
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Postby hawkmoon269 » Mon May 16, 2005 4:22 pm

How's giving away their cherry?  RU not selling it on Ebay?
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Mon May 16, 2005 5:01 pm

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Lee J wrote:[Lee J pushes the Marshall to the side and cranks up the Fender Twin]

OK suckers, let try some Elvis.

Weeeellllllllllllll, since ma baby left me..........

No wonder she left you....you can't sing for 5hit

whoa you rotten b@stard. That was a bit below the belt you nasty f@k!
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Postby hawkmoon269 » Mon May 16, 2005 5:13 pm

Lee J wrote:
hawkmoon269 wrote:
Lee J wrote:[Lee J pushes the Marshall to the side and cranks up the Fender Twin]

OK suckers, let try some Elvis.

Weeeellllllllllllll, since ma baby left me..........

No wonder she left you....you can't sing for 5hit

whoa you rotten b@stard. That was a bit below the belt you nasty f@k!

Sorry....come on over to the bar, and I'll buy you a drink!   :blush:
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Mon May 16, 2005 5:20 pm

no ya pussy - outside now!
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Postby hawkmoon269 » Mon May 16, 2005 5:20 pm

Lee J wrote:no ya pussy - outside now!

Steps outside.....
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Mon May 16, 2005 5:26 pm

[Lee J smacks Hawkmoon right in the snout, he hits the floor like a sack-a-sh!t. Lee J walks back into the bar and rings an ambulance, after he's drank hawkmoons pint and sh@gged his bird] :D
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Postby hawkmoon269 » Mon May 16, 2005 8:20 pm

Lee J wrote:[Lee J smacks Hawkmoon right in the snout, he hits the floor like a sack-a-sh!t. Lee J walks back into the bar and rings an ambulance, after he's drank hawkmoons pint and sh@gged his bird] :D

Shakes his head - what a woosy punch!
Walks up to Lee, taps him on the shoulder, as he turns round, headbutts him in the face.  Smashes his nose, lifts the West Coast Cooler that Lee was drinking and pours it over the bloody mess.

:eyebrow

Blows him a kiss, and walks off into the sunset with Charlize Theron  :rasp
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Postby hawkmoon269 » Mon May 16, 2005 8:21 pm

This Pub's gone to the dogs!!!  :D
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Postby supersub » Mon May 16, 2005 11:28 pm

Heh!.....where's the staff.....I want a Babycham and give the frog a bowl of milk...damn flies!!
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue May 17, 2005 8:58 am

hawkmoon269 wrote:
Lee J wrote:[Lee J smacks Hawkmoon right in the snout, he hits the floor like a sack-a-sh!t. Lee J walks back into the bar and rings an ambulance, after he's drank hawkmoons pint and sh@gged his bird] :D

Shakes his head - what a woosy punch!
Walks up to Lee, taps him on the shoulder, as he turns round, headbutts him in the face.  Smashes his nose, lifts the West Coast Cooler that Lee was drinking and pours it over the bloody mess.

:eyebrow

Blows him a kiss, and walks off into the sunset with Charlize Theron  :rasp

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Postby hawkmoon269 » Tue May 17, 2005 9:57 am

How's your nose Lee?  :D
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue May 17, 2005 9:59 am

dits da bit dore :(
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Postby hawkmoon269 » Tue May 17, 2005 10:31 am

Lee J wrote:dits da bit dore :(

Hopefully the reconstructive surgery will correct that for you?  Although, I'd go private if I were you - you don't to end up like Owen Wilson
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